butt itch

I really depend on the internet to tell me the important things in life. I read blogs and I learn a lot, really I do.....

So how come nobody bothered to tell me about butt itch?

You know what I'm talking about...don't pretend that you don't. You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.

But just in case you are playing dumb, or have never experienced it yet, let me fill you in.

After a hard spanking, especially the next day.........

YOUR BUTT ITCHES!

Excuse me while I scratch my butt!

*scroll down if you want to know WHY my butt itches!*

7 comments:

  1. Grace,

    I am going through the same thing right now. Noone told me about butt itch either and nothing seems to make it stop itching. If you find a cure let me know cause lotion isn't making better.=-)

    YaYa

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  2. ROFLMAO! You are just too funny....

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  3. Grace, the cure for butt itch is another spanking, I have this on good authority. LOL
    Love and warm hugs,
    Paul.

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  4. Hi There,

    Try sesame oil. Neutrogena (sp) makes a nice version.

    :) Pretty

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  5. I can't think of anyone that deserves butt itch any more than you do. I was offered spanking yesterday and turned it down. Can you believe it. But I am glad you got one and hope my desire returns VERY soon!!

    PK

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  6. Glad you have that butt itch Mthc will have it tomorrow for sure.

    Hugs

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  7. *g*

    My dad used to say this... "to itch is human, to scratch divine."

    I think Paul. is on to something, maybe a good girl would be helpful.

    And whoa, PK passed on a paddling? No, I can't believe it!!!

    *hugs*
    CeeCi

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