girl pens

I'm not sure why the world has to have everything gender specific. 

I'm not sure why, but I do know this...

The world has gone too far!

Check this out...

Do you see the big "for Her" on the label?

That's right people!  These pens are for the ladies!

Seriously?

Because of this, I now have to go out and buy girl pens.  And heaven help me when I'm on the phone and can't find a "girl" pen and have to use a boy pen.  I may not be able to read my own writing if that happens.  It will probably look all mannish. 

A friend, has suggested that if I don't use these pens, if I use the mannish, manly, man pens, I will probably start peeing standing up.

Does this mean if a man uses the lady pens, he'll likely start peeing sitting down?

The world has gone nuts!

I've heard there's a Dr. Pepper soda out there that is suppose to be for men.  What happens if I drink it?  Will I grow a penis?

This has all gotten to be too much!!!!

But if you really want a good laugh, go to amazon and look up these pens.  Then read the reviews!  Trust me, I am not the only one that is asking these questions!

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good news

Rather than leave a downer post up, I thought I'd share some good news that is happening around here.

Bossman just aquired a big client!!!  On the same day, and not related, they decided to give him a office.  It's a nice office with 2 windows. 

This may not seem like such a big deal but it's HUGE!  He's been working for the same company for 10 years.  He's been in a cubicle for all this time.  It's a small little space that barely holds a desk.  Everyone in the entire office can hear him when he's making call and talking to clients.  He will now be able to go into his office and, get this, shut the door!!!!

The new client is also exciting!  It means we can pay for our sons school!!!  We won't have to eat top ramen and potatoes.

Bossman mentioned today that he couldn't wait until the wild child is gone so he can pull me over his knee and give me some smacks!  So, all is not lost in the spanking world!

Things aren't so bad around here after all.  See what a difference a day makes. 

Of course, it could all go to hell tomorrow.  That, my friends, is life!

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the next step is??

I've survived the first week of my son being gone.  It's been a long week and I'm not quite sure what to do with myself now that he is gone.  My oldest is leaving on Saturday.  Yep, she's leaving too.  For a while there I didn't think I'd ever get an empty nest and now they are both going to be gone so quickly.

I didn't realize how hard it would be to leave the boy.  Seriously, I physically felt ill!  Obviously I got over it, but I just wasn't prepared.

Unfortunately, he doesn't get very good phone signal up at the school.  He can still call, but we can't skype.  But he's already gone to town twice and skyped me so I got to see his very cute face.  At first he was texting a lot during the day, but now, a week in, he's barely texting.  He's already getting used to life without me. ~sad~

In spanking news...

Ok, so here's the story.  Bossman and I were home alone one evening and he decided he wanted to spank me.  He tried to get me up from the sofa but I didn't want to.

He said he was going in the bedroom and I should meet him there.  Again...I didn't want too.

I finally went to the bedroom door and said I didn't want a spanking.  I wasn't prepared.  He just kept asking me to come to him.  I didn't.

Finally, he gave up.  He said he wasn't going to fight with me.

What am I?  Stupid?

I don't know what I was thinking.  I don't understand why I did that.  I kept thinking I was being stupid, but I just didn't want to give in.  So, I didn't.

We didn't have a fight about it, but things were tense for awhile.  I said I was sorry and he said that it was fine, but he wasn't going to force me.  He said we'd try again sometime.

And that was that.

So I sit here pondering my actions.  I wonder why I did that.  I still enjoy spanking stories and videos, so it's not like I'm not into it anymore.  I just can't figure it out.

I can't really figure out much lately.  I am confused about this life of mine.  I'm not sure what the next step in my life is.  I feel like I don't have much to offer.  I thought maybe it was time to get a job, but I am sick a lot and I feel like I would have to call in sick a lot.  I wander around the house aimlessly.  I do the basics and then I'm tired.  Oh so tired.

I know what you're thinking.  This girl is depressed.  Yes, it could be.  I'm not sure about that.  I told the doctor about some of my anxiety and stuff and he wanted to prescribe something but you know what.....GAH!  I don't want to take another pill.  I already take 5 different pills.  I don't need another.  Plus, I'm the type that is going to get the side effects and the side effect of some of those medications scare the bejesus out of me.

Most days I feel ok, I just feel like I need to do something with myself.  Figuring it out is the problem.

I hope I can get back on track.  Maybe baby steps, like walking around the block would help.

Maybe a spanking would help. 

Maybe....

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and so it begins...

The last couple of weeks have been hard.  A good hard, but hard.

The time finally came to send our son off to school.  The school is 3 hours away.  I know, it seems crazy, there aren't many that would send their freshman off to school, unless it's military school. 

This school is great.  It's going to be such a great experience for him.  We just have to get through the first couple of weeks because right now, I can't help but wonder what the heck I was thinking.

The minute we left him, as we were pulling away the tears started. I didn't think it would be that hard, but it's not like I was taking him to college.  I should have had 4 more years to get used to the idea.

I know we made the right decision.  I just wish it wasn't so hard.

My daughter is finally deciding to move out.  For her, I'm excited.  She's 21, it's time she left the nest and started her own life.  But going from a full house to an empty house is going to be hard.  Much harder than I thought.

So, does this mean spankings are on the horizon? 

Only time will tell.

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