*meh*

*Finished the Potter books. Waiting for the last book to arrive in the mail.

*My sister is getting married in Vegas in two weeks.

*My daughter is singing at the wedding.

*D is waiting for results back from her latest treatment. (two more tumors were found)

*The little man's football team has won 3 out of 4 games.

*Haven't spoken to the MIL for over 2 months.

*Haven't had a spanking in 2 weeks.

*Have been sick for 3 days.

*Don't really feel like blogging. Reading or writing or even turning on the computer.

*Would really like cooler weather now.

*Can't wait for voting day to be OVER!

*Daughter is turning 18 four days after the election.

*Think I should just go back to bed.

Well, that's it. I've got nothing new to write. I keep wishing something inspiring would happen so I would have something to write about. I'll try and get my mojo back next week. I think I'll take this week off and try and get inspired.

Just remember. I love you all. I haven't abandoned you I just need a break.

Yep, I think I'll take a break. Don't worry. I'll be back.

You can't get rid of me that easy.

*blink blink*

I bet your wondering where I've been.

It's like this....

One day, an owl showed up at my house. It was carrying a package addressed to me. I thought it was rather odd, an owl, at my house, but who am I to question an owl with a package?

So I took the package and the owl, it immediately flew out the back door. I ran to the window, to see where this owl would go next, but it just became a little dot in the sky and eventually it disappeared.

Funny, I never had a package delivered by an owl before.

I immediately opened the package. Inside? The first six Harry Potter books. This was fantastic!

So, I started reading these Harry Potter books and I have to say.....

WOW! Why has nobody told me about these books? Why have I gone so long without reading these little gems? Would you believe I read the first four in one week?

Since I haven't been around in awhile, I guess you would believe me on that.

So anyway, that's where I've been. I've been at Hogswart. You know, the school for witches and wizards? I've been fighting Lord Voldemort. I mean, He-who-must-not-be-named. It's been REAL exciting. I don't even know what I'm doing here...Harry is right in the middle of the one of the worst years in school! He's got the worst teacher for Defense Against the Dark Arts. I'm pretty sure she's friends with He-who-must-not-be-named, but I don't know for sure...and frankly DON'T tell me! I'll find out soon enough.

Meanwhile, in the real world, I've been babysitting the little angel and going to football and you know, all that stuff that us Muggles have to do...since we don't have a magic wand or anything.

There really hasn't been any spanking to report. We did, however, have sex numerous times last week. That's good, right? I kid...of course it was good, it was REAL good!

Anyway, if I seem scarce this week, well, I still have two books to read. I don't know if you know, but the last two books...WOW, they are long!

I promise, the moment I get back from Hogswart, or get a spanking...you will be the first to know!

In the meantime...talk amongest yourself.

Topic: Which Presidential candidate and Vice Presidential candidate needs a spanking the most...and why? Sub Topic: What happens when you like one of the candidates but like the other vice candidate better? And just so you know....I seriously can't decide who to vote for. Seriously!

What am I thinking?

Eliane, over at, New to Spanking, wanted to know what spankers were thinking while they were spanking. I haven't yet asked Bossman this question, I am interested in knowing what he thinks while making my butt red.

THEN...Eliane got REAL nosey and wanted to know what the spankees were thinking while getting spanked. That is a very good question. What DO you think about when getting spanked?

I am a thinker. I am always thinking and sometimes Bossman complains that I think too much. Bossman is always telling me to just enjoy the moment and stop thinking about it so much.

Well, that is easier said than done. I can't just shut off my brain. I tell my brain that NOW is not the time to think about things, but my brain...well, my brain has a mind of its own.

So, what do I think about when getting spanked? I've been known to think about crazy things while getting spanked. Things like:

"Ow"

"What the hell was I thinking?"

"Please stop"

"Please don't stop"

"I wonder when he'll stop"

"I hope he doesn't stop too soon"

"Are those keys in his pocket?"

"The carpet could use a vaccumm"

"I was looking for that sock"

"What is that implement he's using?"

"Which implement will he use next?"

"I HATE that back scratcher!"

"Damn that stupid back scratcher!"

"I wonder if that back scratcher would burn nicely?"

"Wooden spoons suck!"

"I love wooden spoons."

"I hope he uses his belt."

"I hate that belt."

"I'm so thirsty"

After thinking of any or all of those things, I'm also thinking about how much it hurts. "Ow, this really hurts." "Aw, this isn't so bad."

Then...I wonder how stupid I look. Listen, nobody is in the room, or even in the house for that matter, except for me and Bossman. Why would I care how I look with my pants pulled down and laying over Bossmans lap? But, I care. I usually get over the caring fairly quickly though, because the spanking usually will start to hurt enough for me to wonder, "Why the hell am I allowing my husband to spank me?"

I've also wondered how stupid do I sound? Saying "Ow" when someone is spanking you, seems almost stupid. I mean really, spankings are suppose to hurt..right? So, what's the point of saying Ow? I really should think of other things to say. But really, what do we say? I guess Ow, is just a natural thing to say. Then again, I don't like to say Ow too much, because I'm afraid he'll stop...then I dont' want to say it to little because then he might NOT stop.

~sigh~

Some of you may have noticed that Bossman left a comment not long ago, hinting that I got a spanking with a fly swatter and spoon. It's true. Actually, I got spanked Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. That, my friends, is an all time record for us. Having all that time to spank was quite a treat. Yes, he used the leather fly swatter that Eva and Adam gave us. He also has a new favorite, the wooden spoon that PK and Nick gave us. The leather fly swatter is in the shape of a hand and it packs a nice sting. The wooden spoon is the devil and should be burned along with the back scratcher!

Needless to say, my butt was nice and warm. I hate to say this, for fear that Bossman may be reading, but although they hurt at the time, they really didn't hurt once he was finished. I don't know if this means my butt is getting used to it, or it wasn't hard enough. At the time the spanking was happening, it hurt! So, I think it was hard enough.

Well, maybe I should just keep my mouth shut and be happy with what I got. Frankly, I was quite happy! The only after effect was when I sat on the bleachers too long at the football game. My butt muscles didn't like that very much!

So, there you have it...you now know what I am thinking while getting a spanking.

Oh, I forgot. Sometimes you all come into my brain while I'm being spanked. Sometimes I think.....wow, how am I going to write THIS up for my blog?

So, is my butt just getting used to spanking, or is the spanking not hard enough? Which implement leaves the best "after" feelings? Better yet...what can I say when gettng spanked, instead of saying "Ow"?

Happy Birthday Cassie



Dear Cassie,

I hope you get everything you want for your birthday and more!

You deserve the very best!

HUGS!
grace

Uh, where am I?

WOWZERS!

How do you like the new look? I was busy most of the day today. I briefly stopped by my blog and WHOA....I wasn't in Kansas anymore!

Don't worry though, a tornado did not come and carry me to the land of Oz. Glinda Ceeci was kind enough to make me a new blog.

Isn't it pretty? I LOVE, LOVE, triple LOVE my new template. It's pink, it's got butterflies and hearts. It's sassy and best of all....it's sexy!

Ceeci and I have been talking about this for some time. I knew she was working on it and I knew that she was going to switch it, I just didn't know what day. Imagine my surprise when I click on my link and I'm blasted with pink? Shocked, for a second and then HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!

So, thank you Ceeci! I feel honored to have one of your creations for my blog. I really love it! I am awed by your talent.

Now people...stop reading and scroll down. Take a look at my pretty new blog!

Excuse me while I do the happy dance.....

a whole week?

Has it really been a week since I posted? Seems like yesterday.

So what's been going on in my world? Lets see...

Best online purchase: The lapinator, with the mousitizer! If you use a lap top and you don't have one of these, you are truly missing out. It keeps my lap nice and cool AND with the mousitizer, I have a place for my external mouse. I can't remember who recommended these things for me, but whoever you are, THANK YOU!

Time spent watching football practice: 8 hour! I guess it was worth it cuz....WE WON our first game! Just so you know, we didn't win a single game last year....WHOO HOO for US!

Time spent over Bossmans lap: 20 minutes one day and 30 min yesterday. Isn't that wonderful news?

Number of implements used: Including the hand...that would be 4! Let's see...he used the hand first, then the wooden spoon that PK gave us, then he used the crop and then the belt and then back to the hand.

Number of times I said "Ouch": Fifty billion

Number of implements I hated: Two. I HATE the crop thingie and I really, really, really hate the wooden spoon that PK gave us. It hurts like hell. I don't know what is worse, the wooden spoon or the back scratcher. Maybe I'll suggest we try them both again and see which one is worse. OR maybe I should just hide them both and not worry about either one.

So, how was your week? What's your favorite implement and what's the worst? More importantly, what was your best purchase of the week?