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I bet your wondering where I've been.

It's like this....

One day, an owl showed up at my house. It was carrying a package addressed to me. I thought it was rather odd, an owl, at my house, but who am I to question an owl with a package?

So I took the package and the owl, it immediately flew out the back door. I ran to the window, to see where this owl would go next, but it just became a little dot in the sky and eventually it disappeared.

Funny, I never had a package delivered by an owl before.

I immediately opened the package. Inside? The first six Harry Potter books. This was fantastic!

So, I started reading these Harry Potter books and I have to say.....

WOW! Why has nobody told me about these books? Why have I gone so long without reading these little gems? Would you believe I read the first four in one week?

Since I haven't been around in awhile, I guess you would believe me on that.

So anyway, that's where I've been. I've been at Hogswart. You know, the school for witches and wizards? I've been fighting Lord Voldemort. I mean, He-who-must-not-be-named. It's been REAL exciting. I don't even know what I'm doing here...Harry is right in the middle of the one of the worst years in school! He's got the worst teacher for Defense Against the Dark Arts. I'm pretty sure she's friends with He-who-must-not-be-named, but I don't know for sure...and frankly DON'T tell me! I'll find out soon enough.

Meanwhile, in the real world, I've been babysitting the little angel and going to football and you know, all that stuff that us Muggles have to do...since we don't have a magic wand or anything.

There really hasn't been any spanking to report. We did, however, have sex numerous times last week. That's good, right? I kid...of course it was good, it was REAL good!

Anyway, if I seem scarce this week, well, I still have two books to read. I don't know if you know, but the last two books...WOW, they are long!

I promise, the moment I get back from Hogswart, or get a spanking...you will be the first to know!

In the meantime...talk amongest yourself.

Topic: Which Presidential candidate and Vice Presidential candidate needs a spanking the most...and why? Sub Topic: What happens when you like one of the candidates but like the other vice candidate better? And just so you know....I seriously can't decide who to vote for. Seriously!