to hell and back

We made it back from Vegas.

I could tell you how much fun we had but.....

there wasn't much fun.

I could tell you how much food I ate but......

I was too stressed to eat.

I could tell you that I partied all night and slept all day but....

although I was up all night both nights, there was no party and no sleep the next day.

So, what DID happen in Vegas?

Glad you asked.

Everything was fine until Friday night. The boys....Bossman, the groom, my brother and his friend and the grooms 25yr old son.....were suppose to take the groom out for night on the town. My hubby is not really a party guy and had never been in a strip club, so he was excited to join in the fun.

They left around 9. Since the little man didn't come with us, the wildchild brought a friend. I took the girls and we went walking around the strip. They went on a roller coaster in the New York, New York and we had a great time.

I wasn't expecting Bossman to come in early. The girls and I returned to our hotel room around 11. I was tired from the long day. The girls were not. (surprise surprise) I fell asleep. While I was snoozing, my phone rang. My daughter anwered the phone. It was my sister, the bride. For purposes of this post, we shall call her BRIDEZILLA! So, bridezilla wanted to talk to my hubby. Bossman wasn't back yet. I would say it was about 12:45am when this call came in. Because I was asleep, the wildchild called her dad. He didn't answer his phone at first, but he did call back a few minutes later. The wilchild told him the bridezilla was looking for him. He said he was in the elevator and would be right up.

Soon as he opened the door, I woke up. By this time, it's 1am. Bossman says they lost the groom. Apparently bridezilla called because the son of the groom showed up at her hotel...which by the way, is about 15 minutes from our hotel. How he managed to get to his hotel before the boys got back to ours, I don't know.

I should mention at this point that Bossman and my brother and his friend were all staying in the same hotel. Bridezilla was staying in the other one that is 15 minutes from us.

So, Bossman calls bridezilla back. She's hysterical crying. Her soon to be husband is missing.

Here is the story that Bossman tells bridezilla.

They all went downtown to Fremont street. There was lots of bands and everyone was drinking and having a great time. They found a strip club. Apparently the groom didn't want to go into the strip club. Bossman and my brother each gave the groom 20bucks to gamble while the rest went into the strip club.

While Bossman and my brother and friend were in the strip club, the son shows up. He asks the boys to text the groom and tell him that he is with them. They do that, but apparently the groom has given them the wrong phone number. Actually, he gave them random numbers...I think the man had a little too much to drink.

After about 45 minutes, the son disappeared. He didn't say goodbye, he just disappeared. The boys assumed he went to find his dad. So, they went out to look for the groom and his son.

Couldn't find them. Disappeared.

After searching Fremont for awhile, they decided to head back to the hotel.

So, to recap...

The son disappeared but ended up at the hotel. So apparently HE couldn't find his dad. Bossman and my brother couldn't find the groom so they went back to the hotel. The groom? Who knows WHAT the groom was doing.

So bridezilla hysterically tells Bossman that she will call if the wedding is off and then she hangs up.

So, we don't know what else to do at this point, so we...go to bed.....

At 3:30 am....2 hours later....I get a text saying "He back."

So, where was the groom?

He claims he was waiting for them to come back from the strip club. Uh, why would anyone wait 2 hours?

Bridezilla says that the boys just ditched him. Why would they ditch him? He was happy to play the slots and they were happy to go to the strip club. They were all in the same building. If Bossman ditched the groom then why is it that the SON couldn't find his father either, and how did he end up at his hotel, which is farther than ours before Bossman??????

These are the questions that may never get answered.

In the next episode of to hell and back:

Will Bridezilla get married?

Will I ever get some sleep?

What happens when you don't feed your baby?

How many miles did I walk through casinos without getting a drink?

How many times did Bridezilla cry this weekend, in a bad way?

stay tuned...........