Oh my, you guys...you won't believe this....

I got this email and I'm a little concerned.  It seems I may have been in a fatal accident!

BUT...if I'm still alive and give them all my info....I could be RICH!  What would you like me to buy you???

Thank goodness for the agreement reached to compersate me for the lost funds to scammers and fruad stars.  (Whatever the hell that means!)

I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich!!!!  I better go make sure I'm still alive!


Attention :


I just want to inform you that your FUNDS worth USD500.000.00 has been Deposited at the Bank Of Africa by the Nigerian Government, EFCC , FBI and the United Nations, After an Agreement reached to Compersate you for the lost funds to Scammers and Fruad Stars.



We later received an update that you Authorize Mr.Robert Weller from West Virginia to claim your funds of USD500,000.00? because he informed us that you were involved in a fatal accident, so if you are still alive please kindly get back to us so that we will not be making any mistake as we are about sending him your user name and password to logon to your online account with Bank of Africa that worths USD500,000.00 (Five hundred thousand united states dollars ), we need a final confirmation before we decide to send him the important details to transfer your funds through Bank of Africa online transfer as he claims to be your beneficiary.


Find Your Account Officer Contact Information Below :
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Contact Officer: Mr. Michael Williams
Email : seanh231@yahoo.cn
Tel: +234 8083475523... Make sure you Call



Kindly Re-confirm the Information stated Below if you are still ALIVE:


Full Name;........
Home Address;........
Occupation......
Telephone:........
Age:....
A copy of your Identification:....


Please make sure you contact Mr. Michael Williams with all your informations so that your funds can be Transferedto your designated account that you shall provide.


Best Regards
Ann Mills
Bank Of Africa Online Banking
Trust, Clearing & Investment Banking
+234-1780890
Oh Bank of Africa!  Thank you so much for the over but it seems I DIED in that fatal accident!
Bummer for me!

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