anal angst

There hasn't been much action around here lately.  We've been waiting for the dust to settle before trying anything when there are kids home. 

Yesterday, the kids weren't home!!!!!  The wildchild took the little man to Disneyland.  (I really should stop calling them those names as they don't really fit anymore.  The wildchild isn't quite as wild and the little man...well he's not so little any more.)

Anyway, the kids weren't home the entire day!  WHOO HOO!  Since they left at 5 in the morning, I bet you can guess what we did as soon as they left!

We went back to sleep...

But when we woke up.....we made up for lost time and got right to business.

After a nice round of sex, we headed out the door for some breakfast.  I love going out for breakfast.  How do those resturants get the pancakes so perfect?

After breakfast we went shopping.  We bought dressers, we bought new sheets for our bed.  (king size sheets for 9.99 a SET?  That was a deal!)  We bought a new body pillow and some shirts and jackets for Bossman and odds and ends that I found on sale at Target.  We hit the mall, target, wally world, tj maxx and then I was POOPED!

After spending all our money, we headed home to watch the nascar race.  Bossman's favorite driver won!!!  I will admit that I didn't watch it that much.  In between reading and watching the race, I decided to color my hair.  I'm normally a blond, but I went a little dark.  Carmel brown to be exact.  I thought I liked it, but my daughter didn't say anything about it...so I wondered what was up with that because she's the first to mention my hair....when I mentioned it...she said she thought it was just oily and dirty.  Not exactly the response I was hoping for....

Bossman assures me that the wildchild was just tired and my hair looks really nice.

Anyway, after I dyed my hair, I entered the living room in just my robe.  I wanted to show Bossman my hair but I had things under my robe I wanted to show him too!

Well, I showed him.  Actually, he showed me.  He showed me straight to the bedroom where, would you believe, he had the gall to bring out the hairbrush and NO, it wasn't for brushing my hair!  During the spanking he got it in his head that I needed more spankings.  I don't know where he gets these ideas!  I am always such a perfect angel that this notion of needing more spankings was shocking!  But he said he wasn't happy with my performance around the house.  He feels I waste a lot of time on the computer.  Again...I have NO idea where he comes up with this stuff.  So, he said he's coming home everyday before the little man gets out of school to spank me.  That's right...he's coming home everyday to spank me.  I asked about work and he said he's just going to have to put me and my butt into his schedule if he wants things done better around here.

After the spanking things got better.  We decided it was the perfect oportunity to try anal.  While at the mall, earlier in the day, we had bought some lube.  From the mall.  I know, that sounds weird, but we have a store in our mall called Spencers and they have all kinds of sexy stuff.  I had never been in there and I was APPALLED that there were small children in there.  Some with parents!  I'm telling you, this is not a store for young kids.  I heard one boy tell another...."Oh, you should get that shirt".  The shirt said, I love my mom but she's a bitch.  GAH!  I'm sorry if this makes me a prude, but I was very uncomfortable in that store already and then to have little kids in there....well it was too much for me.  Bossman made the purchase though....

Anyway, back to the anal.  Bossman decided that since I was already over his knee, why not try the new lube with his finger.  I was a nervous wreck, but thanks to all of you and your advice, I tried to stay really relaxed.  I must say, the finger was nice.  It felt really good.

We did that for awhile and then we decided to try the real thing...if you know what I mean. 

The real thing?  Not so fun.  I mean, it was kind of fun, but it was really uncomfortable.  Bossman was very slow and gentle and I tried to relax and we managed for a little bit, but I finally gave up. 

I'm not giving up on anal, but I just need to get used to it.  I told Bossman that I wasn't going to give up and I hoped that we would try again and he was happy about that.

So that was it for the first time.  I think it went ok.

Now I better get moving, I have an appointment with Bossman and I want to make the house look nice so he goes easy on me......



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