What am I thinking?

Eliane, over at, New to Spanking, wanted to know what spankers were thinking while they were spanking. I haven't yet asked Bossman this question, I am interested in knowing what he thinks while making my butt red.

THEN...Eliane got REAL nosey and wanted to know what the spankees were thinking while getting spanked. That is a very good question. What DO you think about when getting spanked?

I am a thinker. I am always thinking and sometimes Bossman complains that I think too much. Bossman is always telling me to just enjoy the moment and stop thinking about it so much.

Well, that is easier said than done. I can't just shut off my brain. I tell my brain that NOW is not the time to think about things, but my brain...well, my brain has a mind of its own.

So, what do I think about when getting spanked? I've been known to think about crazy things while getting spanked. Things like:

"Ow"

"What the hell was I thinking?"

"Please stop"

"Please don't stop"

"I wonder when he'll stop"

"I hope he doesn't stop too soon"

"Are those keys in his pocket?"

"The carpet could use a vaccumm"

"I was looking for that sock"

"What is that implement he's using?"

"Which implement will he use next?"

"I HATE that back scratcher!"

"Damn that stupid back scratcher!"

"I wonder if that back scratcher would burn nicely?"

"Wooden spoons suck!"

"I love wooden spoons."

"I hope he uses his belt."

"I hate that belt."

"I'm so thirsty"

After thinking of any or all of those things, I'm also thinking about how much it hurts. "Ow, this really hurts." "Aw, this isn't so bad."

Then...I wonder how stupid I look. Listen, nobody is in the room, or even in the house for that matter, except for me and Bossman. Why would I care how I look with my pants pulled down and laying over Bossmans lap? But, I care. I usually get over the caring fairly quickly though, because the spanking usually will start to hurt enough for me to wonder, "Why the hell am I allowing my husband to spank me?"

I've also wondered how stupid do I sound? Saying "Ow" when someone is spanking you, seems almost stupid. I mean really, spankings are suppose to hurt..right? So, what's the point of saying Ow? I really should think of other things to say. But really, what do we say? I guess Ow, is just a natural thing to say. Then again, I don't like to say Ow too much, because I'm afraid he'll stop...then I dont' want to say it to little because then he might NOT stop.

~sigh~

Some of you may have noticed that Bossman left a comment not long ago, hinting that I got a spanking with a fly swatter and spoon. It's true. Actually, I got spanked Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. That, my friends, is an all time record for us. Having all that time to spank was quite a treat. Yes, he used the leather fly swatter that Eva and Adam gave us. He also has a new favorite, the wooden spoon that PK and Nick gave us. The leather fly swatter is in the shape of a hand and it packs a nice sting. The wooden spoon is the devil and should be burned along with the back scratcher!

Needless to say, my butt was nice and warm. I hate to say this, for fear that Bossman may be reading, but although they hurt at the time, they really didn't hurt once he was finished. I don't know if this means my butt is getting used to it, or it wasn't hard enough. At the time the spanking was happening, it hurt! So, I think it was hard enough.

Well, maybe I should just keep my mouth shut and be happy with what I got. Frankly, I was quite happy! The only after effect was when I sat on the bleachers too long at the football game. My butt muscles didn't like that very much!

So, there you have it...you now know what I am thinking while getting a spanking.

Oh, I forgot. Sometimes you all come into my brain while I'm being spanked. Sometimes I think.....wow, how am I going to write THIS up for my blog?

So, is my butt just getting used to spanking, or is the spanking not hard enough? Which implement leaves the best "after" feelings? Better yet...what can I say when gettng spanked, instead of saying "Ow"?