The party is OVER!

First of all I would like to thank you all for your encouraging, and silly, comments.
The pj party sounds great! Sitting around in pj's talking about men, sex and spanking could be a very enjoyable night.

Tigger has graciously decided to take on all our spankings. Not sure how that's going to help me, but it's really kind of her. ;) Now, where is that link to Dante, he might want to hear about this.

As for the m&m's and fudge brownie ice cream...why didn't I think of that? That really would have been the icing on the cake. But thanks for the thought Shy.

Now, some things I learned during my pity party.

1. Wearing your sweats with the paint stains on them and the tee shirt that says, Worlds Best Mom, but it reads, old Bet Mm, and has a orange cheeto stain on it, to pick up your kid from school....not a good idea. You're bound to see Patty Perfect, picking up her perfect children Pasty and Peter. Not only will you see her with her perfect hair and perfect clothes and her make-up perfectly done, but she will want to talk to you about the next PTA meeting. If you think staying in the car will help you avoid Patty Perfect, YOUR WRONG! She will hunt you down and if this happens to you, make sure your teeth aren't orange from the cheetos, and the socks that you're wearing with your flip-flops don't have holes in them because nobody wants to see your big ugly toe.

2. Pity parties aren't nearly as much fun if you actually have to get out of bed. Plan ahead, if possible. Go to the bathroom before entering the bed and make sure you start the party AFTER you pick up children from school. Otherwise, read #1 again.

3. Eating cheetos in bed with cheesecake may taste good at the time, but later that night when your husband finds orange stains and cheesecake crumbs in bed, he won't be happy about it, and chances are your going to have the change the sheets before he will even sit on the bed.



4. Watching daytime tv can be very cathartic. Little House on the Prairie is always good for a cry, but you know you've lost it if your crying over the commercials.

5. Although cheesecake and cheetos both claim to have cheese in them, they don't. Not only that, but if you're going to consume large quantities of these, you might keep the pepto handy.


6. Pity partys can only last so long. Eventually you have to throw out all the junk food and make dinner for the family. Eventually, your husband will very nicely tell you that you smell disgusting and if you don't get up and take a shower he will take you outside and hose you down. Eventually, you have to stop crying over Laura Ingalls and get back to life. Eventually.

7. A cheesecake hangover is no laughing matter. Your stomach can only handle so much. I'd tell you more, but some of you might be eating right now and I wouldn't want to ruin that for you. Just know, it's NOT pretty.

8. A spanking after a pity party is bittersweet. You know you don't want it. You know you need it. Your husband is MORE than willing to give it. As a matter of fact, he WANTS to give you a spanking. In the end (the sore end) it does help put things in perspective.

9. Pity parties are only fun if there are people around to feel sorry for you. They aren't nearly as fun if the people around you could care less about your party. Its even worse if the people around you constantly insist on telling you how great your life is. I do NOT want to hear how great my life is. It takes the pity right out of the party.

10. Finally, and listen closely because this is the most important thing I learned during my pity party. The house does NOT, and I repeat, NOT clean itself. So when the pity party is over, the cleaning must begin. If mom is throwing herself a pity party, the kids will throw a real party all over the house. And kids being kids, they will NOT clean up after. Of course, this then leads to a spanking, which you need but don't want. It also leads to dish pan hands.

Anyway, feel free to print these helpful pity party hints for yourself. It would be a shame if I couldn't save anyone from the cheesecake hangover and cheeto stained sheets.

As for me and Bossman, he spanked my butt, but good! He then proceeded to give me a fantastic orgasm. Of course this only happened after I changed the sheets on the bed and took a shower.

The next day, it was sex first and spanking second. Which now brings me to topic of my next post. Is there a difference in spanking if it is before sex or after sex. YES people, yes there is. I plan on studying this further to give you my final analysis. But, don't expect the results until next week. I have alot of cleaning to do.....

later...


P.S. I know this is a rambling, jumbled mess, but that is how life is going right now. Don't worry, I'm fine. Thanks for all your support! HUGS!!!!