Bad luck!

Warning: If you are a man and don't want to hear about my period....you might want to skip this post.

Wouldn't you know that the day before we are suppose to celebrate our anniversary in a hotel room....I start my period! 

~sigh~

Since I started taking medication to keep the hormones away from the girls, my period has be sketchy.  I've been as regular as a girl can be my whole life and NOW.....now I never know when or if I'll get a period.

I've been getting one, but they are usually every 6 weeks or so now.  Which, by the way, freaks the HELL out of me!  I keep thinking I'm preggers...GAH!  But I didn't get one in January, at all.  Then I got one in Feb.  I thought it would be awhile for the next one to hit but NO...it's right-on-time!  Stupid period!

I guess we can still try the anal.  I'm hoping this will be the month that my period is really short and will be over in a day.  HA!

A girl can hope, right?


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tushy tamer

The closet is finished!  Other than a mirror that needs to be hung up the closet is done and so that means I found the lube!

The lube was called...Tushy Tamer. 

I LOVE that name....LOL  But we didn't really like the lube itself. 

See, I never really read the tube.  Bossman bought it.  It was in the bag when we got home and then we used it the same day but I never looked at it. 

Here's the product description straight from Amazon.....

Product Description

Ease into comfort with this incredible anal desensitizing cream. Perfect for beginners to anal play, this specially formulated lotion gently numbs and desensitizes the rectal area, making the experience more comfortable and enjoyable for both partners.
 
I didn't know tht it was a desensitizing cream.  It didn't seem to desensitize anything!!!!!!!  Well, since I'm not that familiar with anal maybe it DID desensitize and I just didn't know it.  GAH! 
 
Also, Bossman didn't think it was slippery enough.  So I wouldn't recommend the tushy tamer. 
 
I'm just sayin'.....
 
I think I'll try some of the other lubes that have been recommended.  The tushy tamer did not tame my tushy, at all!


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2nd post this week

So, yesterday concluded the week long spanking experiment.  I know, it wasn't exactly a week, due to the day we missed and the weekend, but Bossman wanted to see it through.  Today my son has a half day of school, so there won't be a spanking today anyway.

Yesterdays spanking was OUCHY!  He used the wooden spoon that PK gave us.  Wow, very stingy.  While spanking he told me he wanted to start off with one thing that he wanted me to do everyday.  Of course this involved laundry!  If you've been reading here for any length of time, you will know how much I hate laundry.  So, he just wants me to keep the hamper empty.  We just redid our closet and it looks so nice he doesn't want laundry to mess things up.

Well, I thought this was just too much!  Of course I had to be practical and try and tell him how that wasn't going to work out. 

A word of advice......don't back talk someone holding a wooden spoon.. 

He had already finished the spanking.  My pants were already back in their place.  But he decided that I was being to mouthy and pulled me straight back over his knee for a dose of the backscratcher!  OUCH!

Here's the thing.  I totally see his point.  Whenever he says something, I ALWAYS have a counter point.  I can never just go with what he says.  I always have to have the last word.

So, I'm working on that.  And meanwhile, my butt is very sore today! 

I think I mentioned a hotel this weekend.....well, it's a go!  I better get some K-Y before the weekend!!!

See ya tomorrow!


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spanked daily

I haven't been ignoring you all, I promise!  I've just been extremely busy! 

Let's just get right to the subject.  Was I spanked everyday last week?

Believe it or not.....almost!

Bossman came home every day and spanked me.  Every day except Thursday.  He came home, but we had some errands to run and by the time we got back we didn't have time.  Which was quite all right with me because....OMG, you guys.....those spankings hurt!  By the end of the week my butt was really sore.

Bossman said maybe I should post a picture everyday of the implement that he used. 

Now that we've made it a week, he's said that was just an introductory week, getting my butt used to being spanked.  He said now we would just spank on a need-to-spank schedule.  Meaning, if he thinks I need it....he'll do it.

As for the anal, we haven't tried it again.  But, we've talked about it.  We are thinking of spending the weekend in a hotel room for our anniversary....so I'm guessing we may try anal again!  I hope so.

I do have a question, and if you've already told me this in a comment, I'm sorry, I'm just to lazy to go back and see what you said.....the question is...

What kind of lube is the best for anal? 

I'd tell you the kind we used, but I can't find it at the moment.  I know what you're thinking....How do you lose your lube?  Well, we are in the process of redoing our walk-in-closet and everything is scattered everywhere throughout the house.  Don't worry...we didn't leave the lube out to tramatize the little man further....but Bossman put the lube somewhere safe and I forgot to ask him where he put it.  So, once I find it again, I'll tell you what kind it was.  Frankly, I don't think it was that good.  I don't think it was slippery enough.

That's what's going on here.  I really need to get better at posting more often.  I think I'll try posting everyday this week.  Can I possibly think of something to write about every day?  If I'm getting spanked, the answer is YES!

So, how was YOUR weekend?

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anal angst

There hasn't been much action around here lately.  We've been waiting for the dust to settle before trying anything when there are kids home. 

Yesterday, the kids weren't home!!!!!  The wildchild took the little man to Disneyland.  (I really should stop calling them those names as they don't really fit anymore.  The wildchild isn't quite as wild and the little man...well he's not so little any more.)

Anyway, the kids weren't home the entire day!  WHOO HOO!  Since they left at 5 in the morning, I bet you can guess what we did as soon as they left!

We went back to sleep...

But when we woke up.....we made up for lost time and got right to business.

After a nice round of sex, we headed out the door for some breakfast.  I love going out for breakfast.  How do those resturants get the pancakes so perfect?

After breakfast we went shopping.  We bought dressers, we bought new sheets for our bed.  (king size sheets for 9.99 a SET?  That was a deal!)  We bought a new body pillow and some shirts and jackets for Bossman and odds and ends that I found on sale at Target.  We hit the mall, target, wally world, tj maxx and then I was POOPED!

After spending all our money, we headed home to watch the nascar race.  Bossman's favorite driver won!!!  I will admit that I didn't watch it that much.  In between reading and watching the race, I decided to color my hair.  I'm normally a blond, but I went a little dark.  Carmel brown to be exact.  I thought I liked it, but my daughter didn't say anything about it...so I wondered what was up with that because she's the first to mention my hair....when I mentioned it...she said she thought it was just oily and dirty.  Not exactly the response I was hoping for....

Bossman assures me that the wildchild was just tired and my hair looks really nice.

Anyway, after I dyed my hair, I entered the living room in just my robe.  I wanted to show Bossman my hair but I had things under my robe I wanted to show him too!

Well, I showed him.  Actually, he showed me.  He showed me straight to the bedroom where, would you believe, he had the gall to bring out the hairbrush and NO, it wasn't for brushing my hair!  During the spanking he got it in his head that I needed more spankings.  I don't know where he gets these ideas!  I am always such a perfect angel that this notion of needing more spankings was shocking!  But he said he wasn't happy with my performance around the house.  He feels I waste a lot of time on the computer.  Again...I have NO idea where he comes up with this stuff.  So, he said he's coming home everyday before the little man gets out of school to spank me.  That's right...he's coming home everyday to spank me.  I asked about work and he said he's just going to have to put me and my butt into his schedule if he wants things done better around here.

After the spanking things got better.  We decided it was the perfect oportunity to try anal.  While at the mall, earlier in the day, we had bought some lube.  From the mall.  I know, that sounds weird, but we have a store in our mall called Spencers and they have all kinds of sexy stuff.  I had never been in there and I was APPALLED that there were small children in there.  Some with parents!  I'm telling you, this is not a store for young kids.  I heard one boy tell another...."Oh, you should get that shirt".  The shirt said, I love my mom but she's a bitch.  GAH!  I'm sorry if this makes me a prude, but I was very uncomfortable in that store already and then to have little kids in there....well it was too much for me.  Bossman made the purchase though....

Anyway, back to the anal.  Bossman decided that since I was already over his knee, why not try the new lube with his finger.  I was a nervous wreck, but thanks to all of you and your advice, I tried to stay really relaxed.  I must say, the finger was nice.  It felt really good.

We did that for awhile and then we decided to try the real thing...if you know what I mean. 

The real thing?  Not so fun.  I mean, it was kind of fun, but it was really uncomfortable.  Bossman was very slow and gentle and I tried to relax and we managed for a little bit, but I finally gave up. 

I'm not giving up on anal, but I just need to get used to it.  I told Bossman that I wasn't going to give up and I hoped that we would try again and he was happy about that.

So that was it for the first time.  I think it went ok.

Now I better get moving, I have an appointment with Bossman and I want to make the house look nice so he goes easy on me......



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caught again!

You must think Bossman  and I have sex all the time!

We don't.

But the little man thinks we do.

Saturday morning, ( a week after the first incident)  Bossman and I woke up early.  We laid in bed talking and snuggling and all the stuff that couples do in bed.  We were VERY worried about the little man hearing us, so we didn't go to far.

Well, we weren't planning on going to far.

But then we started touching and stuff.

We were so quiet.....and we only tried it for a few seconds before we realized that it wasn't really going to work, so we stopped.

Then we got up to start the day.

The little man was in a bad mood and finally spilled the beans and said he heard us....AGAIN!

Now, honestly, I don't see how he heard anything.  Frankly, when we were actually "doing it" we were super quiet.  Also, we didn't do it for very long because we didn't want to be heard.  So, I THINK he just heard us talking and giggling and stuff.

He was quite mad!  He says he KNOWS exactly what was going on.

Now seriously, unless he had a glass to the wall, I can't believe he heard.

Anyway, I thinking of joining a monestary now.

This is a big problem.  NOW, I want sex!  Before, it didn't really matter.  I mean, of course in mattered  but in the grand scheme of things, I could wait and not worry about it.  NOW?  Now I want it!  It's the ole' problem of not wanting something until someone says you can't have it.

GAH!

What the heck are we suppose to do?  The boy apparently has bionic ears and can hear things behind closed doors and walls.  Super human hearing!

Here's my ideas for solving this problem, if you have others, please share them with me.

1. Kick the boy out. 
I know that seems extreme but.....

2. Move the boy to a different bedroom.
Could be a possibility except....we just painted and decorated his whole room.

3.  Play loud music while making love.

4. Only have sex when he's not home. 

5.  Practice abstinence. 

~sigh~

And I really, really wanted to try out the anal stuff! 



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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry......

How rude of me to ask you all your opinions and then ignore you for a week or two.

I should be spanked!

Anyway, thanks so much for all the comments.  Bossman and I have been reading them with interest.  Unfortunately, there hasn't been any time to try out your suggestions.  As a matter of fact, there hasn't even been time for spankings.

Also, I think Bossman and I are probably going to win the worst parents in the world award this year.

Here's what happened.

Friday evening, we were getting ready for a yard sale.  Going through closests and cabinets and pricing things. (We made over 300 on our junk...yay us!)

Bossman and I went into the bedroom and it was cold.  We were also tired.  So we laid in bed under the blankets snuggling.  We thought the little man was busy playing his video games.

Well, as with a lot of couples laying in bed snuggling, on thing led to another and well, you know.....things just happened.

I thought we were quiet and fast.  So when we were done we came out into the living room.  The little man looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "I heard what you guys were doing and I don't want to hang out with you guys anymore."

He was VERY upset.

Bossman and I just looked at each other.  I think Bossman was very embarrassed because he didn't say anything.  NOTHING.

He just walked away.

Now, the little man didn't want to talk.  He went into his room and refused to speak to me. 

This is what I told him.

A.  We didn't do anything wrong.
B.  We are very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very sorry.
C.  We will NEVER, ever, do that again.

Then I left him to his thoughts and went back to the garage stuff.

After a cooling off time, (10 minutes) he forgave us and moved on.

Bossman said, NOTHING!

I don't know how else we could have handled things, but I do know one thing for sure....

I'm rearranging the furniture in my room so it's not against the living room wall.

~sigh~


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anal anyone?

Bossman and I have been discussing anal sex.  (how's that for an opening sentence?)

So, we have tried anal before, but it was a long time ago and it didn't go very well.

I need some advice.  How should we go about trying it again?  How do we ease into the situation, so to speak?

I'll admit, I've always been fascinated by anal.  It seems to turn me on quite nicely when I'm reading about it.  But it seems that when we try it, it's not so fun.  Funny how the mind works like that.  Nothing is ever the same in real life, is it?

Bossman really seems like he's interested in trying it, and I'm curious.  So, I'm game to try it.  But I'd really like to know how to start. 

So come on Internet....help a gal out.  Tell me the best way to begin this journey.

And to all you MEN out there....Please tell me what you get out of spanking your woman.  This seems to be a theme surrounding spankings around my house.  Bossman will mention, after a spanking, so what will I get out of this one?  It's all in jest, but seriously...

So....let's just recap my questions.

1.  How should we go about trying anal?
2. MEN...what do YOU get out of spanking??

I can't wait to read the comments on this one!


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Painting

I spent the weekend painting my son's bedroom.  If you all remember, we moved into this house about a year and a half ago.

We had huge plans for this house.  I mean, it's the first time we've been able to paint anything whatever color we want. 

So we promised big.  We were going to paint all the rooms and it was going to be great.

HA!

We had good intentions, but as with most things, we put it off and put it off.  Oh, we painted the master bedroom and we painted the bathroom and then, well....

Can I use the cancer card here? 

Ok, well, I'd like to use the cancer card because it sounds better than I was lazy.

But really, I was lazy!

Besides, I hate painting!  It's so messy.  It's so time consuming.  It's just NOT fun. 

Wait....the paint stirrers are fun.  If your not stirring paint.  If you use them for other things.  That's really the only fun thing I can think of about painting.

Anyway, where was I?  Oh yeah, we painted the little mans room this weekend.  It was time.  I mean this house is covered in peach paint.  PEACH people.  It's just too much!  Besides, what boy wants peach walls?

The room looks fantastic and we went a little overboard on stuff.   We decided if we were painting he should have a new comforter.  Since we were getting a new comforter, new sheets seemed to be needed also.

After all that paint, it was decided that the room needed new lamps.

Last but not least, we bought the boy a new TV. 

Like I said, WAY too much stuff was bought!

Oh well, my son is very happy and the room looks GREAT!

So, that's what I did last weekend.....

What did you do?


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Spanking question.......

Saturday is the one year anniversary of the day I found out I had cancer.  Stupid 2010!  Not my favorite year.

Anyway, I was going to write up a big post about the year.  I was going to tell you all about how I went 55 doctor appointments in the year of 2010.  I was going to tell about D's death.

But I've already written about all those things and I'm done.  I am in the mood to celebrate that I had a mammogram the other day and it was CLEAN!  According to the letter I received in the mail, my mammogram was clean of all cancer.

YAY me!

Now, let's move on...shall we?

Let's talk about the real reason we are all here. 

We want to talk about spanking.

Am I right?

Yesterday was a beautiful day in the neighborhood.  After I put my complaint in the complaint box things warmed up.  It was in the 60's and wonderful.  Bossman took the afternoon off, so we had some time to ourselves.

Yes, there was a spanking involved.
This is what he used! 

For those of you that don't remember, back in 2008 I went to LA and met up with some dear internet friends.  One of them kindly gave these "flyswatters" as gifts.  In the picture, the handle is covered only because we all signed the handles...with our real names. 

As I said in an earlier post, all of our spanking toys HURT!  This one is no exception.  I'm not sure why but the leather really stings.  The softness fools you into thinking it won't hurt too much!  HA!  Fooled me it did!

So, Bossman has made it clear that we are going to be doing a lot more spanking this year.  I don't know if this will really happen, but I'm hoping it does.

Or rather, I'm hoping it doesn't???

No, no, I hope it does!  I think!

Anyway.....

Bossman asked me what HE gets out of all this spanking. 

Good question!  I'm thinking he gets a happier wife.  Everyone knows if the wife is happy, the whole family is happy...right?  But really, what DOES a spanker get out of spanking his wife?  What are the benefits to the whole spanking operation?

I mean, let's face it, the spankers have to do most of the work.  (As Bossman pointed out)
They have to make the time to spank.  They have to pick the implement.  They have to pull down the panties, (that's a tough one, I'm sure) They have to actually spank the bottom.  They have to decide how much is needed.  They have to decide if one should stand at the wall for awhile or if the spanking is over.

All the spankee has to do is get spanked.  Maybe stand for a few minutes at the wall, but usually we just lay over the lap and get spanked.

So I ask all you spankers out there...

What do you get out of spanking your partner?


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hairbrushes hurt

Bossman came home for lunch today and gave me a spanking with the hairbrush. 

Um......

OW!

I'm beginning to realize that ALL our spanking toys hurt!  Seriously. 

Anyway, there was no time for any of the fun stuff, but I'm thinking of making some time for that tonight.
My sister gave me a bunch of candles for Christmas and I'm thinking of putting those to use in the bedroom tonight.

The man did earn some lovin'.  I mean, my butt.......it's been 3 hours and it's still nice and toasty.  Which is a good thing because it's cold here.

Speaking of cold....why is this winter so freakin' cold?  I pay big bucks to live in a place where it's suppose to be warm year around.  I am not getting my money's worth.  I'm thinking of complaining.  Is there a complaint box somewhere?  Maybe I should check the state line.  Surely there's one there.

Ok, now I'm just being silly.  I guess I should wrap this up. 

How's it going with all of you?  Did you have a good holiday?  Did you get a good spanking?  Or maybe a good spanking toy?

Please tell me......I'm bored!

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Friday Fill-ins, the New Year addition

1. It's 2011; I am so glad 2010 is over.

2. I love pickles.

3. Thankfully I have my health back.

4. Kisses and hugs are the best things in life.

5. I am so grateful to all my internet friends for hanging around and reading this blog.

6. Super bowl Sunday will be fun.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to eating dinner, tomorrow my plans include church and maybe a hike and Sunday, I want to clean up the backyard!

 
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a brand "spanking" New Year

I've had this blog for a very, very long time.  Seems like forever.  Never once, in all the time I've had this blog, have I had to actually come and write.

What I mean to say is.....nobody ever MADE me come here.  I always came on my own accord.  There has never been any pressure (other than from certain friends) to come and write.  So I just come and write whenever I want.

Not today people.

Today I am here because I was told to come.  I'd say forced to come, but forced seems so harsh.  Yes, I am here today because.....

Bossman told me to.

Let me just recap the New Years weekend for you. 

It was a quiet affair, not much to speak of.  We all just sort of hung out together.  It was nice.  It was nice until on New Years day the kids decided to take the dog for a walk.

Bossman decided this was the perfect time for a spanking.

As he spanked (with the BS) he told me that this was his New Years resolution. 

Spank more. 

Yikes!

He said more, but the jist of it is, he wants me to take better care of the house and me and he says he will spank more when there are not kids about.

YIKES!

The thought of more spankings terrifies me and excites me at the same time. 

Does that make sense?  No, not to me either.

By the way, I hate the BS.  Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Anyway, Sunday evening the kids decided to go to the movies.  Football was on, so I was pretty sure that left me with alone with the computer.  (Have I mentioned my new favorite game on facebook is Zuma???)

I forgot about halftime.

Halftime arrived and with it came Bossman.  With the BS, I might add.

By the way, I hate the BS!  Have I mentioned that?

He led me to the living room and placed me and my bare bottom over the ottoman.  He proceeded to spank my poor defenseless buttockal area. 

After he/I had had enough, he told me that I was to make sure and write about this in my blog.  Actually, he said I had to write about both spankings and he would read it tonight......

So, here I am, writing about my spankings.

Did I mention I hate the BS?  Because if I didn't, let me make this perfectly clear. 

I HATE the BACKSCRATCHER!

But, I do LOVE that Bossman! 

Hi Honey...I really, really love you and I will be ever so good from now on!  I promise!  Now is there any way we can get rid of the BS?  Thanks so much!  Yours forever,


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The year in review

1. What did you do in 2010 that you’d never done before?  Went to Hawaii....that was fun 

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I don't do resolutions because I would just break them and then feel bad.  I just try to start with a clean slate and hope I can improve myself.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth? Nope

4. Did anyone close to you die? Yes, D (Bossman's 36 year old sister) died on June 27th and we miss her so much!

5. What countries did you visit? America

6. What would you like to have in 2011 that you lacked in 2010? To be healthier

7. What dates from 2010 will remain etched upon your memory, and why? Jan 15, the day I found out I had cancer and June 27, the day D passed away

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? surviving cancer

9. What was your biggest failure? Not sticking to a budget

10. Did you suffer illness or injury? Um, does breast cancer count?

11. What was the best thing you bought? I don't really know for sure.  I guess I'll say my kindle.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration? Bossman.  I couldn't have survived this year without him.  He's been my rock!

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed? My sister-in-law, M.  Tried to kill herself

14. Where did most of your money go? mortgage

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? Christmas

16. What song will always remind you of 2010? Live like you were dying by Tim Mcgraw.

17. Compared to this time last year, are you: a) happier or sadder? Sadder because D is not with us, but happier because she taught be to live life to the fullest and not be sad. 
  b) thinner or fatter? same
 c) richer or poorer? same

18. What do you wish you’d done more of? Laugh

19. What do you wish you’d done less of? worrying about family drama

20. How did you spend Christmas? Christmas eve with my family, Christmas day with the kids and ice skating.

21. Did you fall in love in 2010? Every year I fall in love with Bossman a little bit more.

22. What was your favorite TV program? I admit, I'm a TV junkie!  I love Grey's, Private Practice, Parenthood.  I also love Amazing Race, Survivor.  There are others, but I don't want you all to think all I do is watch TV.

23. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year? No hate in this house. 

24. What was the best book you read? "The Art of Racing in the Rain".  It's by Garth Stein.  It's written by the dogs point of view.  Great book.

25. What was your greatest musical discovery? Wow, that's a tough one.  I just love music!

26. What did you want and get? I wanted to survive cancer...and I did.

27. What did you want and not get? I wanted D to live.

28. What was your favorite film of this year? Harry Potter

29. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? I turned 42 and I was in the middle of radiation treatments.  We went to dinner and had cake and it was nice.

30. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?  Hmmmm, I don't know how to answer that. 

31. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2010?  Jeans and tee's.  Not very fashionable, I'm afraid. 

32. What kept you sane? Bossman

33. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?   The guy on the Old Spice commercial.  I just LOVE that guy.

34. What political issue stirred you the most? Health care. 

35. Who did you miss? My sis-in-law D.

36. Who was the best new person you met? I met some of D's in-laws at her funeral and I was touched by everything they did for her.

37. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2010. Life is short.  Too short.  We should live, laugh and love as much as possible.  Tell the people you love that you love them for you never know when it's the end.

38. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year. "Livin on a prayer" by Bon Jovi.  I feel like this whole year has been one big prayer.

I hope you all have a wonderful New Year!  Thank you all for reading my blog and being my friends.  Whether I know you in "real" life or whether I just know you from this blog, my life has been richer for knowing each and every one of you!

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Christmas

Feeling much better, thank you very much!  But...I gave it to the kids.  Bossman didn't get it.  I'm thinking it's because he's the only one in the house that got a flu shot.  I meant to get one...really, I did!  But procrastination is one of my strong suits....so of course I never got one.

Since it's almost Christmas, I thought I'd do a Christmas meme.  I hope you all have a very merry Christmas.  Enjoy your families and friends....eat too much....and love a lot!


1.Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Hot Chocolate....with marshmallows and whipped cream!

2.Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? Oh the Santa presents have to be wrapped!!

3.Colored lights on tree/house or white? White and colored.  Our house is a little Griswoldish...we have lots of lights...colored on the roof, white icicles.  Santa and snowman in the yard with some reindeer.  Colored lights on our tree, but white lights around my mangers scenes...I have 12 of them.

4.Do you hang mistletoe? no

5.When do you put your decorations up? The goal is the first weekend of December.

6.What is your favorite holiday dish? Yams with marshmallows and brown sugar...YUM

7.Favorite Holiday memory as a child? coming home from church on Christmas eve and all the presents are under the tree and there is a note from Santa.  He left the window open because we didn't have a chimney.  I was worried that year about whether he would come if we didn't have a chimney.

8.When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? What truth?  I still believe!

9.Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? We have my family over on Christmas eve and we open all the gifts and then in the morning we open the gifts from Santa.

10.How do you decorate your Christmas tree? Every year we buy an ornament with the year on it.  We also have tons of ornaments from the kids.  Home made ones are the best!

11.Snow! Love it or Dread it? Love it! But it doesn't snow here.  :(

12.Can you ice skate? I think so, but it's been awhile!

13.Do you remember your favorite gift? The Barbie Dream house!

14.What’s the most important thing about the Holidays for you? Being with family.

15.What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? Pumpkin pie and sugar cookies

16.What tops your tree? An angel

17.Which do you prefer giving or receiving? Giving, without question.

18.What is your favorite Christmas Song? I love them all and I'm known for spontaneously dancing in the kitchen.

19.Candy Canes: Yuck or Yum? I can take them or leave them.

20. Favorite Christmas Show? Charlie Brown Christmas.

21.Saddest Christmas Song? Grandma got run over by a reindeer.  Now that song is SAD!  LOL


Merry Christmas Everyone!

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Thankful

 Things I'm thankful for today:

Tissue
Health insurance
laptop
netflix
old Christmas movies
advil

Most importantly I'm thankful for Bossman.  He has been a complete angel.  He's slept on the couch with me at 5 in the morning, he's gotten all my medicines and made sure I take them.  He's run all my errands, cooked all the meals and done dishes and laundry.

Well that's all I've got for today...I think I need a nap!


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Monday fill in.....the very sick addition

 Not really a Monday fill in but boy am I sick!

I just came from the doc and it seems that I have 2 ear infections, a sinus infection and bronchitis.  All I need now is a partridge in a pear tree and I'll be all set for Christmas.  This is what happens when you procrastinate and don't get a flu shot.  Seriously, I haven't felt this sick since....well since that Thanksgiving 4 years ago when I got so sick.  But even then...I could breathe! 

I think you should all stop right now and take a huge breath.  Go ahead, inhale through your nose with your mouth closed.  Do it....I'll wait.

Was that good for you?  Because at the moment I can't do that at all.  As a matter of fact, my nose is so plugged up that I can't even taste.  Being sick is one thing but I can't even enjoy all the junk food that Bossman has been buying me!

Well, you all know that I'm a big baby anyway, so why should now be any different? 

I will say.....I am very, very grateful for my laptop!

Stay healthy people....and if you see Santa could you tell him that all I want for Christmas is to breathe?  Thanks!


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Friday fill ins....the sick addition

So...here we go!

1. I wish I was feeling better.

2. Being sick is not fun...that's what I'm thinking.

3. Please bring the tissues and the thermometer.

4. Bossman is taking care of me and is so amazing.

5. One of my fondest hopes is that my family stays healthy.

6. Bossman is my hero and I just wanted to say thank you.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to sleeping, tomorrow my plans include sitting on the couch and Sunday, I want to feel better!
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Butt massage

Not much is happening here in grace-land.  Life is humming along at a nice pace.  I'm getting excited for Christmas.  Family will be coming over and I'm looking forward to all the neices and nephews coming over.

So.....Friday between 10am and 12pm, Bossman and I will be home alone.

Bossman told me last night that a spanking would be happening.  I'll keep you posted on that.

If a spanking does happen, I'll probably be needing some of this:

I better head to the store.....


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Friday Fill-ins, the NON spanking edition

I'm failing as a blog writer.  I know this.  I will try harder. Who am I kidding???  I probably won't.  Or I will and then not.  Whatever....  I totally blame this on Bossman.  There has been no spankings around here and it's driving me NUTS!  If he doesn't give me things to write about...how am I suppose to write???

Oh well, enjoy the fill-ins!


1. The best thing about a birthday celebration is the cake.
2. Memories become more precious with the passage of time.

3. I went shopping recently and the most interesting thing I bought was helecoptor.

4. Talking behinds someones back is a child's game I don't like to play.

5. The reason is drama is too stressful.

6. I feel sorry for those in the  snow and cold.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to Christmas shopping with Bossman, tomorrow my plans include watching the Christmas parade and Sunday, I want to get the Christmas tree!


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