I'm still alive and there was a spanking

I'm still alive and I still have a cough so really I'm only half alive because JEEZ I'm sick of coughing.

How was that for a run-on sentence?

So, how's life?  Mines good.  I'm frustrated with the girl I babysit for.  She is annoying the bejeesus out of me.  She tells me a couple of weeks ago that I wouldn't have to babysit this week because her hubby would be off work.  GREAT!  I was so excited to have a week to myself.  THEN, on Thursday of last week I confirmed that this was the week and she was like...OH, I need to you watch her because hubby will be staying home to clean out the garage.

Clean out the garage????

GAH!

I was so pissed.  But damn-it, I'm too nice.  I can't say no.  I hate that about myself.  Why can't I be more mean?

Well, all is not lost, in 2 weeks the mother will have spring break and I have told her I will NOT babysit that week. 

Also, I've decided I'm not going to babysit anymore.  I'll finish out the school year and then I'm done.  I haven't told the mommy yet, but I will.  I've considered telling her I could do it part time, like 2 or 3 times a week, but I will not do it everyday.  I'm sick of sitting around the house everyday.  I need to get out and do something useful.  I haven't decided what that will be, but I have a lot of time to think about it.  So, I'm definitely looking forward to summer.

Of course, summer will probably put a damper on the spanking, but there isn't much I can do about that situation, unless I ship the boy off to summer camp.  Which....now that I think about it....that is a GREAT idea!

Speaking of spanking.....

I got a doozy on Friday.  Here's the back story.  The last couple of weeks I have either been hurting with the neck, or I've been sick with the cough.  So, Bossman didn't really get on me for the rules.  Friday, I was feeling better.  Before we got out of bed, I woke up crabby, we had a bit of a argument.  Bossman got pissed and left for work. 

Bossman showed up at home right before the little one was heading home.  I asked what he was doing home so early and he said he was here to spank me.  HUH!  I wasn't really expecting THAT!

After the little one left, he took me into the bedroom and started lecturing.  He was upset that I hadn't done much that day and he was really upset with how I had treated him in the morning.  He brought out the wooden spoon and went to town on my butt.  He lectured as he went and WOW, it hurt.

The great thing about it was things were better after we were done.  I was in a better mood, he was in a better mood and we just carried on.  He left me home to do my chores while he went to pick up the little man from school so I had time to think by myself. 

Really I just thought how lucky I am!

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sick, sick and more sick

I'd been writing every weekday for about 2 or 3 weeks.  Then on Monday I got sick and today is the first day I'm feeling better.  So I missed 3 days of posting.  I was a little bit sad because I was so proud that I had written every day.

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to start over.

Today I'm babysitting and the little girl I watch loves playing with baby dolls.  She's only 2 but she had such a grasp of what is going on around her.  She doesn't miss a thing.  So, imagine my surprise when I sit back to watch her playing with her dolls and she puts one over her lap and gives it a good spanking.

I know her parents spank the older daughter.  The mother once asked me my feelings on spanking. 

So, I am now wondering if the daddy spanks the mommy. 

Very interesting.

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Friday fill-ins and delicious results

The crock pot dinner was a success!  Bossman really liked it.  It wasn't spicy at all, it was tangy and it made a really nice sandwich with the cheese and french rolls.

Friday fill-ins:


1. Why does it rain all the time?

2. A backscratcher spanking is equal to a very sore butt.

3. My favorite breakfast includes orange juice and blueberry pancakes.

4. The Fiery Cross was the last book I read, it's the forth book in the Outlander series.

5. I am SO glad I had a clear mammogram.

6. A spanking and some cheesecake would make me feel better right now.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to hanging out with my boys , tomorrow my plans include church and bible study and movie night and Sunday, I want to tackle some of the projects around the house!


Have a great weekend everybody!

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results

Um, I ended up not making the crock pot recipe yesterday as Bossman called soon after I posted and right before I was going to start and said we were going out to eat.  YAY me.  Today it is in the crock pot and it's smelling really good.

Thank you all for the crock pot blog.  I haven't been to the site yet but I think that is where the recipe orginated.  Since I've become the crock pot queen, I'll be checking out that site!

Daisy~ You are right....I hate doing anything domestic.  Sucks for me, since I'm a housewife...LOL  I have decided to look for something around this house that I DO like doing and I came up with the following:

Watching TV
Surfing the net
playing on Facebook
reading
petting the cat
talking on the phone
snuggling with my husband
spankings
shopping (as long as it's not for groceries)
sleeping

That's it.  See I'm a busy girl doing all these things.  Doesn't leave much time for laundry and cooking.....

Now, don't you feel sorry for me?

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crock pot

I hate cooking.  I really am not good at it so I fix very easy things for dinner.  Tacos, sloppy joes, frozen raviolis, spaghetti....I think you get the picture. 

I decided to get a crock pot and WOW!  I love it.  It's so easy and the food always comes out great.  It makes me feel like a real cook even though I didn't do anything but throw some stuff in it and let it cook.

So, I found a recipe online for the crock pot that I'm going to try today. 

Here's the ingredients:

Seriously, this has got to be the easiest recipe ever!  You just throw it all in the crock pot, let it cook for 8 hours and wa-la...dinner!

They suggest shredding the meat when finished and serving it on bread with some cheese.  I'm going to serve it on a toasted french roll with some mozzarella cheese on the top.

What's for dinner at YOUR house???

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gratituesday

Today I'm am grateful for Tylenol PM.  Sleep is a wonderful thing.

Bossman, as always

Healthy family

the internet

Dancing with the Stars

spankings

What are you grateful for?



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wet weekend

I know that I mentioned that I have a bad neck. 

When I say bad neck...I really mean it.  I had an MRI in June and it showed bulging disks, bone spurs, degenerating bones....all kinds of fun things going on in there.

Turns out, I've had mysterious pain for years and never knew that it was my neck.  When it acts up, it hurts up and down my shoulder and into my chest.  I used to think it was my heart, but the pain would shift from one side of my body to the other, so we ruled the heart out.  It wasn't until the MRI that we (the docs) finally figured it out.

The point is, this weekend my neck was giving me trouble.  When it does, it is really bad.  It's not comfortable to sit, to lay down, walk.  It's pretty much just pain.  And there isn't any pain meds that will work.  I've tried them all. 

So this weekend was spent trying not to move too much.  Which turned out to be a good weekend for that because it's been raining like CRAZY around here and it's not suppose to let up until next week.

Bad neck or not, I didn't let an evening alone with Bossman stop us from having some fun in bed.  Both the kids were gone Saturday night and so we did have a nice time together.  No spanking though.  But Bossman says I'm due for one this week, so we'll see when that happens.

I'm hiding all the backscratchers, just in case!  And I BETTER not get one in the mail.

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Friday fill-ins

1. I love to go to beach because it helps put life in perspective.

2. It doesn't matter how many swats it’s the quality!

3. The last thing I had to eat was cinnamon life cereal.

4.Spanking with the backscratcher  is no longer essential.

5. Please take a moment to kiss your family.

6. Determination and guts have brought you this far.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to quiet time with Bossman, tomorrow my plans include church and bible study  and Sunday, I want to SLEEP!

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nothing new

I really don't have much to say today.  My neck is hurting and so I'm not feeling very well.  I'm babysitting all day, first my little girl that comes everyday and then my nephew, who's coming over while his dad goes to the doctor. 

Toddlers, toddlers everywhere and none of them are mine!

Thank goodness!

I'm ready for Friday....how about you?


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No sympathy!

I can see that there isn't much sympathy for me and my TWO rules.

~sigh~

Didn't you know I was a princess?  I'm suppose to have servants to do all the manual labor.  I'm suppose to be able to sit around and eat bon-bons and watch soap operas on TV.  I should NOT have to do the laundry and pick up dog hair!  I also wash the dishes....and that's not even a RULE!  Of course I have a dish washer...but still, rinsing dishes and putting them in the washer?  It's hard work I tell ya!

It's just not fair.....nope, not fair at all.

In other news, I don't have to babysit on Friday.  That could mean some time with Bossman without Aunt Flo getting in the way.  We'll have to see how that works out.  I've learned never to get my hopes up until it actually happens...

Guess I should get that laundry done.  Has anyone invented disposible clothes yet?  That could really be a good idea!

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spanked

I don't want you to think the weekend was a bust.  We had a great time together.  We took a drive to some old places that we used to live when the wildchild was a baby.  It was a beautiful day and we had fun just being together.

I don't know why but we don't usually spank in hotel rooms.  This weekend was no exception.  Not sure why, but it just didn't happen.  Bossman had packed the cuffs and blindfold as a surprise to me and they would have been fun, but unfortunately, I just couldn't get in the mood for it.  That usually happens when I'm on my period, so it's not a surprise.  There was a hot tub in the room which we used.  That was nice and romantic.  We talked about life.  We talked about how far we've come in life.  It's amazing how life is now.

Yesterday Bossman came home to give me a spanking.  I've already broken the rule.  Geez, I only have ONE rule, you'd think it wouldn't be that hard to keep.  Friday was just so busy that I didn't do the laundry. 

Ok, I admit....I didn't really think he'd notice.  We were leaving that evening, so I didn't really think he'd care if the laundry load wasn't done.  But he did notice and he did follow through.  I can hardly believe it. 

So he came home yesterday and spanked me hard with his hand.  It hurt, but it wasn't too bad.  Then he had the nerve to give me another rule.  Now he wants to me make sure vacuum the dog hair once a week.

Geez, what a slave driver!!!!  I don't know if I can handle it, the laundry and vacuuming?  What is this world coming too?  Maybe it would be easier if I just went out and got a job?

NAH!

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list

new lube...............check
wrist cuffs..............check
wooden hair brush........check
blindfold..................check
champagne..........check
sexy nightie...........check
candles...............check

Things we used this weekend:
champagne

~sigh~

Well, we had good intentions and we DID have a nice time but....we just couldn't do all the things we would have liked to do because well, you know, stupid period! 

We did have some romantic time.  We also spent quite a bit of time just laying in bed touching each other.  It wasn't exactly what either of us had in mind but that's life.  After 22 years, we know that even the best laid plans can fall apart.

So, how was YOUR weekend?

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March 12, 1989

Warning, cheesy post alert!

Dear Bossman,

I can't believe that I was blessed with you.  I don't know what I did to deserve someone like you.  Actually, I didn't do anything and I don't deserve you.  I can't believe 22 years have gone by already. 

Do you realize we have a adult daughter?  I KNOW....how did THAT happen?  We've been through a lot and last year was the worst.  I don't know how I would have done it without you.  You have been my rock and my support.

Thank you for always being here for me.  I love you now more than ever!

Happy Anniversary!

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Bad luck!

Warning: If you are a man and don't want to hear about my period....you might want to skip this post.

Wouldn't you know that the day before we are suppose to celebrate our anniversary in a hotel room....I start my period! 

~sigh~

Since I started taking medication to keep the hormones away from the girls, my period has be sketchy.  I've been as regular as a girl can be my whole life and NOW.....now I never know when or if I'll get a period.

I've been getting one, but they are usually every 6 weeks or so now.  Which, by the way, freaks the HELL out of me!  I keep thinking I'm preggers...GAH!  But I didn't get one in January, at all.  Then I got one in Feb.  I thought it would be awhile for the next one to hit but NO...it's right-on-time!  Stupid period!

I guess we can still try the anal.  I'm hoping this will be the month that my period is really short and will be over in a day.  HA!

A girl can hope, right?


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tushy tamer

The closet is finished!  Other than a mirror that needs to be hung up the closet is done and so that means I found the lube!

The lube was called...Tushy Tamer. 

I LOVE that name....LOL  But we didn't really like the lube itself. 

See, I never really read the tube.  Bossman bought it.  It was in the bag when we got home and then we used it the same day but I never looked at it. 

Here's the product description straight from Amazon.....

Product Description

Ease into comfort with this incredible anal desensitizing cream. Perfect for beginners to anal play, this specially formulated lotion gently numbs and desensitizes the rectal area, making the experience more comfortable and enjoyable for both partners.
 
I didn't know tht it was a desensitizing cream.  It didn't seem to desensitize anything!!!!!!!  Well, since I'm not that familiar with anal maybe it DID desensitize and I just didn't know it.  GAH! 
 
Also, Bossman didn't think it was slippery enough.  So I wouldn't recommend the tushy tamer. 
 
I'm just sayin'.....
 
I think I'll try some of the other lubes that have been recommended.  The tushy tamer did not tame my tushy, at all!


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2nd post this week

So, yesterday concluded the week long spanking experiment.  I know, it wasn't exactly a week, due to the day we missed and the weekend, but Bossman wanted to see it through.  Today my son has a half day of school, so there won't be a spanking today anyway.

Yesterdays spanking was OUCHY!  He used the wooden spoon that PK gave us.  Wow, very stingy.  While spanking he told me he wanted to start off with one thing that he wanted me to do everyday.  Of course this involved laundry!  If you've been reading here for any length of time, you will know how much I hate laundry.  So, he just wants me to keep the hamper empty.  We just redid our closet and it looks so nice he doesn't want laundry to mess things up.

Well, I thought this was just too much!  Of course I had to be practical and try and tell him how that wasn't going to work out. 

A word of advice......don't back talk someone holding a wooden spoon.. 

He had already finished the spanking.  My pants were already back in their place.  But he decided that I was being to mouthy and pulled me straight back over his knee for a dose of the backscratcher!  OUCH!

Here's the thing.  I totally see his point.  Whenever he says something, I ALWAYS have a counter point.  I can never just go with what he says.  I always have to have the last word.

So, I'm working on that.  And meanwhile, my butt is very sore today! 

I think I mentioned a hotel this weekend.....well, it's a go!  I better get some K-Y before the weekend!!!

See ya tomorrow!


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spanked daily

I haven't been ignoring you all, I promise!  I've just been extremely busy! 

Let's just get right to the subject.  Was I spanked everyday last week?

Believe it or not.....almost!

Bossman came home every day and spanked me.  Every day except Thursday.  He came home, but we had some errands to run and by the time we got back we didn't have time.  Which was quite all right with me because....OMG, you guys.....those spankings hurt!  By the end of the week my butt was really sore.

Bossman said maybe I should post a picture everyday of the implement that he used. 

Now that we've made it a week, he's said that was just an introductory week, getting my butt used to being spanked.  He said now we would just spank on a need-to-spank schedule.  Meaning, if he thinks I need it....he'll do it.

As for the anal, we haven't tried it again.  But, we've talked about it.  We are thinking of spending the weekend in a hotel room for our anniversary....so I'm guessing we may try anal again!  I hope so.

I do have a question, and if you've already told me this in a comment, I'm sorry, I'm just to lazy to go back and see what you said.....the question is...

What kind of lube is the best for anal? 

I'd tell you the kind we used, but I can't find it at the moment.  I know what you're thinking....How do you lose your lube?  Well, we are in the process of redoing our walk-in-closet and everything is scattered everywhere throughout the house.  Don't worry...we didn't leave the lube out to tramatize the little man further....but Bossman put the lube somewhere safe and I forgot to ask him where he put it.  So, once I find it again, I'll tell you what kind it was.  Frankly, I don't think it was that good.  I don't think it was slippery enough.

That's what's going on here.  I really need to get better at posting more often.  I think I'll try posting everyday this week.  Can I possibly think of something to write about every day?  If I'm getting spanked, the answer is YES!

So, how was YOUR weekend?

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anal angst

There hasn't been much action around here lately.  We've been waiting for the dust to settle before trying anything when there are kids home. 

Yesterday, the kids weren't home!!!!!  The wildchild took the little man to Disneyland.  (I really should stop calling them those names as they don't really fit anymore.  The wildchild isn't quite as wild and the little man...well he's not so little any more.)

Anyway, the kids weren't home the entire day!  WHOO HOO!  Since they left at 5 in the morning, I bet you can guess what we did as soon as they left!

We went back to sleep...

But when we woke up.....we made up for lost time and got right to business.

After a nice round of sex, we headed out the door for some breakfast.  I love going out for breakfast.  How do those resturants get the pancakes so perfect?

After breakfast we went shopping.  We bought dressers, we bought new sheets for our bed.  (king size sheets for 9.99 a SET?  That was a deal!)  We bought a new body pillow and some shirts and jackets for Bossman and odds and ends that I found on sale at Target.  We hit the mall, target, wally world, tj maxx and then I was POOPED!

After spending all our money, we headed home to watch the nascar race.  Bossman's favorite driver won!!!  I will admit that I didn't watch it that much.  In between reading and watching the race, I decided to color my hair.  I'm normally a blond, but I went a little dark.  Carmel brown to be exact.  I thought I liked it, but my daughter didn't say anything about it...so I wondered what was up with that because she's the first to mention my hair....when I mentioned it...she said she thought it was just oily and dirty.  Not exactly the response I was hoping for....

Bossman assures me that the wildchild was just tired and my hair looks really nice.

Anyway, after I dyed my hair, I entered the living room in just my robe.  I wanted to show Bossman my hair but I had things under my robe I wanted to show him too!

Well, I showed him.  Actually, he showed me.  He showed me straight to the bedroom where, would you believe, he had the gall to bring out the hairbrush and NO, it wasn't for brushing my hair!  During the spanking he got it in his head that I needed more spankings.  I don't know where he gets these ideas!  I am always such a perfect angel that this notion of needing more spankings was shocking!  But he said he wasn't happy with my performance around the house.  He feels I waste a lot of time on the computer.  Again...I have NO idea where he comes up with this stuff.  So, he said he's coming home everyday before the little man gets out of school to spank me.  That's right...he's coming home everyday to spank me.  I asked about work and he said he's just going to have to put me and my butt into his schedule if he wants things done better around here.

After the spanking things got better.  We decided it was the perfect oportunity to try anal.  While at the mall, earlier in the day, we had bought some lube.  From the mall.  I know, that sounds weird, but we have a store in our mall called Spencers and they have all kinds of sexy stuff.  I had never been in there and I was APPALLED that there were small children in there.  Some with parents!  I'm telling you, this is not a store for young kids.  I heard one boy tell another...."Oh, you should get that shirt".  The shirt said, I love my mom but she's a bitch.  GAH!  I'm sorry if this makes me a prude, but I was very uncomfortable in that store already and then to have little kids in there....well it was too much for me.  Bossman made the purchase though....

Anyway, back to the anal.  Bossman decided that since I was already over his knee, why not try the new lube with his finger.  I was a nervous wreck, but thanks to all of you and your advice, I tried to stay really relaxed.  I must say, the finger was nice.  It felt really good.

We did that for awhile and then we decided to try the real thing...if you know what I mean. 

The real thing?  Not so fun.  I mean, it was kind of fun, but it was really uncomfortable.  Bossman was very slow and gentle and I tried to relax and we managed for a little bit, but I finally gave up. 

I'm not giving up on anal, but I just need to get used to it.  I told Bossman that I wasn't going to give up and I hoped that we would try again and he was happy about that.

So that was it for the first time.  I think it went ok.

Now I better get moving, I have an appointment with Bossman and I want to make the house look nice so he goes easy on me......



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caught again!

You must think Bossman  and I have sex all the time!

We don't.

But the little man thinks we do.

Saturday morning, ( a week after the first incident)  Bossman and I woke up early.  We laid in bed talking and snuggling and all the stuff that couples do in bed.  We were VERY worried about the little man hearing us, so we didn't go to far.

Well, we weren't planning on going to far.

But then we started touching and stuff.

We were so quiet.....and we only tried it for a few seconds before we realized that it wasn't really going to work, so we stopped.

Then we got up to start the day.

The little man was in a bad mood and finally spilled the beans and said he heard us....AGAIN!

Now, honestly, I don't see how he heard anything.  Frankly, when we were actually "doing it" we were super quiet.  Also, we didn't do it for very long because we didn't want to be heard.  So, I THINK he just heard us talking and giggling and stuff.

He was quite mad!  He says he KNOWS exactly what was going on.

Now seriously, unless he had a glass to the wall, I can't believe he heard.

Anyway, I thinking of joining a monestary now.

This is a big problem.  NOW, I want sex!  Before, it didn't really matter.  I mean, of course in mattered  but in the grand scheme of things, I could wait and not worry about it.  NOW?  Now I want it!  It's the ole' problem of not wanting something until someone says you can't have it.

GAH!

What the heck are we suppose to do?  The boy apparently has bionic ears and can hear things behind closed doors and walls.  Super human hearing!

Here's my ideas for solving this problem, if you have others, please share them with me.

1. Kick the boy out. 
I know that seems extreme but.....

2. Move the boy to a different bedroom.
Could be a possibility except....we just painted and decorated his whole room.

3.  Play loud music while making love.

4. Only have sex when he's not home. 

5.  Practice abstinence. 

~sigh~

And I really, really wanted to try out the anal stuff! 



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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry......

How rude of me to ask you all your opinions and then ignore you for a week or two.

I should be spanked!

Anyway, thanks so much for all the comments.  Bossman and I have been reading them with interest.  Unfortunately, there hasn't been any time to try out your suggestions.  As a matter of fact, there hasn't even been time for spankings.

Also, I think Bossman and I are probably going to win the worst parents in the world award this year.

Here's what happened.

Friday evening, we were getting ready for a yard sale.  Going through closests and cabinets and pricing things. (We made over 300 on our junk...yay us!)

Bossman and I went into the bedroom and it was cold.  We were also tired.  So we laid in bed under the blankets snuggling.  We thought the little man was busy playing his video games.

Well, as with a lot of couples laying in bed snuggling, on thing led to another and well, you know.....things just happened.

I thought we were quiet and fast.  So when we were done we came out into the living room.  The little man looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "I heard what you guys were doing and I don't want to hang out with you guys anymore."

He was VERY upset.

Bossman and I just looked at each other.  I think Bossman was very embarrassed because he didn't say anything.  NOTHING.

He just walked away.

Now, the little man didn't want to talk.  He went into his room and refused to speak to me. 

This is what I told him.

A.  We didn't do anything wrong.
B.  We are very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very sorry.
C.  We will NEVER, ever, do that again.

Then I left him to his thoughts and went back to the garage stuff.

After a cooling off time, (10 minutes) he forgave us and moved on.

Bossman said, NOTHING!

I don't know how else we could have handled things, but I do know one thing for sure....

I'm rearranging the furniture in my room so it's not against the living room wall.

~sigh~


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