Blue light special....spankings on sale half price....look for the blue light!
Ahhh, wouldn't that be fun? Can you imagine being in a store and hearing that announcement?
As for around here, spankings have been sold out. Too bad really, for I could sure use one.
Actually, today there was some stuff that came up and Bossman said I was getting a spanking for that as soon as time permitted. I then said back that I wasn't worried for we wouldn't have any alone time until at least Tuesday. To which he replied that I was going to receive a longer spanking for saying that! BAH!
Listen, I'm not going to try and say I'm perfect, but these things are usually not my fault. I don't think that I deserve a spanking just because I stormed out of the house in a huff when he told me something I didn't want to hear. Surely that is not a spankable offense. And just because I casually mentioned that we wouldn't have any time for said spanking due to children....well, frankly I don't see how that can justify more minutes. It's not like I was being sarcastic or anything. I would NEVER be like that....
You believe me, right?
Fine, don't answer that, I don't really want to know.
On to more important news. I told Bossman that he needed to read my blog. I also told him that he would need to go back a few posts so he could learn a few things. I think he just might be stopping by. I'm also thinking I should go back and delete a few posts.
Like the one about the belt.
Oh, how tempting it is.....
Ok, keep your shorts on, I won't delete anything.
Maybe.
We'll see.
I gotta go.
Oh, one more thing. If he does use the belt on me....I'm blaming all of you!
Just thought you should know.
Oh Grace, I'm so proud of you. You did it!!! Now he'll know for sure. Are you ready? It's going to be a reality now. I smell a really good post coming up.
ReplyDeletebtw-walking out in a huff constitutes a spanking in this house if the right words are said on the way out. And what did you think your smart answer would get you young lady, a kiss and a hug??
Grace~ Umm good luck with the well deserved spanking , oh and the belt! How is it that we crave what we fear!
ReplyDeleteYou could try slamming the door on the way out to..that's always an attention getter..Woman just hand him the belt..he'll catch on!!
ReplyDeleteGrace I said it before and I'll say it again....you are a brave girl!
ReplyDeleteHuggs
Theresa
I think it would have been easier to just send Eva and me his address. There is so much we could tell him!!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
PK
Grace, tell the Bossman that I recommend that he takes the belt to you.
ReplyDeleteMel said that she loved the belt, but it certainly got her attention.
You can blame me, my shoulders are broad enough, and I'm out of reach. LOL
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.
Yes, send us the address... My twin and I will take care of everything for you.
ReplyDeleteHehehehe...
Actually Lori a kiss and a hug would have been nice.
ReplyDeleteElizabeth, I don't understand this craving, but I think the craving may be put to rest after a little taste.
Mhtc, did I forget to mention that the door "accidently" closed a little extra hard? Purely by accident!
Theresa, I don't know if brave it the right word. More like stupid!
PK, I may have stupid written on my forehead, but I ain't THAT stupid!
Paul, I will be happy to tell Bossman your recommendation. But just so you know, I am not against coming across the pond.
Eva, yeah RIGHT! I refuse to incriminate myself.
I hope Bossman does read your blog...that is a great way to share what you are feeling...I don't have my own blog but I am trying to get my husband to read some of what is out here in blogland because so many of the feelings resonate with me and then the couple of posts I wrote would be nice for him to see...that being said one of those was about the belt and I too have a fascination with the idea and fear at the same time...so maybe the fact that he hasn't read yet is a good thing... :-)
ReplyDeleteI hate to brag (well, OK, I love to) but I asked for the belt 2 weeks ago and got it last week. He delayed a week so it would seem like his idea, not mind.
ReplyDeleteWhatever - it ROCKED! I even got extras, cuz I was enjoying it so much.
BTW right after I asked for the belt, I told Ron about our belt discussion here and he said we were all sick! But he still complied! Like Terpsichore, I wish my hubby would read some blogs.
Hugs,
Hermione
Grace: Sounds like you will receive that which you desire, if it hasn't already happened. Is there anyway to send the kids for the mail, or bake something for them to take to a neighbor.60 seconds of the bath brush, non-stop,would certainly cure you for the moment, if not a day or two....
ReplyDeletebottoms up
Mike
Hi Grace,
ReplyDeleteI'm finally reading blogs again, and you have stopped writing. What happened? Or, really, since this post was nearly three months ago, maybe it is better to ask what is new? I miss you.
Maryann
Not sure what happened...but you realize this post is from 2008?
ReplyDeleteI havent been posting as much, but I still post from time to time. My latest entry is about the 50 shades of gray books. Have you read them?
Things are good around here...how have you been?
HUGS!
grace