T.M.I.

I have something I need to discuss.  If I can’t discuss it here, where can I?

If you feel this is too much info for you, please, feel free to click on a link in my sidebar.  Surely my friends will have more pleasant things to write about than this.

You know, since I’m thinking about it and all, I realize that most people probably have this problem.  I’m sure it’s common amongst our group or any group that is around my age. 

But still, it’s rather embarrassing to talk about.  It makes me feel old.  I don’t feel at all sexy. 

It’s just so shocking.  I mean, you don’t find out you have this problem everyday.  When you finally see it…it’s a shock.  It’s unreal. 

Your just unsure of how to react.  I mean what’s a person suppose to do in this situation?

So, let me get to the point already.

See, the other day, Bossman decided to shave me…you know….”down there”. 

For the sake of innocence, lets call it the carpet.  Bossman shaved my carpet. 

My carpet is starting to grow back and it’s gotten a little itchy.  While making sure that it’s was just a little itch and nothing was serious down there, I saw it…..

I saw a gray hair.

Yes folks, you’ve heard it hear first…..

My carpet is going gray!

What does this mean?  Is it serious?  Will more starting turning on me?  Should I pluck it?  This is horrible!

Well, I’m not sure what to do about it, so for now, I’m just going to ignore it.  I’m pretty sure that it will go away on it’s own.   

Feel free to give me any advice on how to deal with this very serious problem.

For now, I’m going to take to my bed.  This is very depressing and I’m going to need some time to get over it.

I think cheetos and cheesecake might help.  But since we are all on diets over here…it’s going to be more like water and rice cakes.  I have a feeling water and rice cakes are NOT going to help much.

Now I’m even more depressed!

I better just go to bed.  Surely things will look better tomorrow!