A funny thing happened while I was away...

*update* I have left my first post on LA Kink! Go check it out!

So, while on the weekend of all weekends...I left the kids home.

This is the first time I've left my children home with just the wildchild in charge. Now before you call child protective services, let me assure you, there were a lot of people on stand by, just in case something should come up.

Well, something came up.

Before I give the details, I'd like to say this. Nobody was injured. Everyone was safe, AND, the wildchild, she handled everything like a charm.

So, THIS is what happened while I was away.....





Apparently, someone thought we could use a little redecorating.

I don't know if you can tell, but those would be feminine maxi pads on the window of the car. I don't want to know WHAT the red stuff is on the pads. There is glitter and confetti on the lawn. My favorite part? The porn pictures on the garage.

The wildchild tells us that on Saturday, she and a friend were looking at myspace pages and saw someone mention TPing our house. They left a message back telling them not to. The next message was them saying that since they found out about it, the TPing was off.

Yeah, right!

So the wildchild woke up around 5 on Monday morning. For some reason, she had a feeling. Sure enough, one look out the window, told the tale. She called the police. YAY wildchild! The police came and she printed out all the myspace stuff. The police took the evidence and tried to bust the culprits.

I guess the evidence wasn't good, so they couldn't prove for sure who did the dirty deed. BUT, the parents were NOT happy to have the police at their door.

By the time we got home, most of it was cleaned up. How the heck do you get confetti out of your lawn?

Hey Ya'll!

Sorry, I think I hung around PK too long. I keep saying things like Ya'll.

So, for those of you that don't know, we've decided to open a new blog. The blog is called LA Kink. C.C. was kind enough to fix it all up for us! Stop by and take a look.

Now you can read all about our adventures in one place. You don't have to hop from blog to blog trying to get the whole story. Don't worry though, I will still be telling the absolute truth about everything! PK accidentally e-mailed me Nicks e-mail addy, so if she tries any funny stuff, I can go right to the source! I'm sure he'd be happy to straighten her out for me.

So anyway stop by LA Kink and read all about it.

But, don't think I'm not going to post here. I'll still be posting about my very exciting life. (exciting? Who am I trying to kid here?) After this trip and the conversation on the way home, I have a feeling there is going to be a lot more to write about.

I Apologize

I know, I know, it's horribly mean to not update you all on our trip.

We got in late Monday night, and yesterday was so busy and hectic. I came by, ready to sit down and write a post, but the only thing I was able to do was reset my counter. Just when I was ready to start typing, it was time to head to Bossman's softball game. I figured I would type after that, but THEN, it turns out he had a double header and I didn't get home until 11 last night. So much for computer time.

Today is turning out to be the same. I have a funeral to attend and my kids still think I'm suppose to entertain them. I will try to sit down this evening and give you a story or two.

I will leave you with this. We had the BEST time! I still can't believe how much
fun we actually had. These people were amazing! YES, we found "toy" stores! BIG toy stores with EVERYTHING you could possibly think of. We spent WAY too much money in these stores! Boy was it fun. I have some REALLY funny stories to tell. Some of the things we bought will CRACK you up, as it did everyone else that was with us. Truth be told, SOMEONE didn't really read the label and didn't quite realize what is was that they bought. I won't say who right now, but needless to say, it was a great joke for all of us and we spent a whole lot of time laughing about it. Good thing we all have such great senses of humor.

Turns out I was able to provide PK and C.C. with an earthquake before they left. Wasn't that nice of me? Can't come to CA without having one of those! Don't worry though, I don't they got shaken up to badly.

Time is short, so I must run, but I promise I will start telling you all what a wonderful time we had. Matter of fact, we may just be doing this again next year!

OR... maybe Bossman and I will just have to go out East. I've heard it's not TOO hard to sneak across the border!

Hail, hail, the gangs all here!

It's official. C.C. has landed! She and Jim are GREAT! Really nice people. So far, we've had such a nice time.

We've been having such a great time talking and laughing. We did manage a toy store this evening. That is a story that needs more time than I care to spend right now. Needless to say, I did end up in the store, but sadly, we didn't purchase anything. Don't worry though, Bossman has found some more stores for us to venture into tomorrow.

That's it for now.

Don't worry, I'm taking notes and will fill you all in when I get home. (with the truth, of course!)

Update

It's official! Pk and Eva...believe it or not....are real humans!

It's true! AND, they brought their human husbands!

Want my first impressions? Too bad, you're getting them anyway!

Eva looks AMAZING! She's also quite funny. Pk? Well, what can I say about Pk? She too, looks AMAZING and she is also quite funny and believe it or not, I can understand her foreign language! Luckily she and Nick did not get hung up in customs, so they got here right in time. I was jumping out of my skin with excitement! Finally, I just told Bossman, lets go downstairs..they are probably checking in. Sure enough, the doors opened and THERE they were! If I remember correctly there was a lot of hugging and squealing going on. I don't think it was me. I think that was Pk. Actually, I'm sure it was Pk!

Eva and Adam are on their way to pick up C.C. and Jim. I'm predicting more hugging and more squealing, but I'll try and control Pk!

Oh, did I mention their very cool husbands? I now know for sure that Pk is a liar because she's always telling me how shy Nick is! HA! Nick isn't shy at all! Adam is also very nice! So far, we are all getting along splendidly. Pk and Nick have a hotel room right above Eva and Adams! If the noise level gets to loud in Eva's room, Pk just has to stomp on the floor!

Oh, did I mention that Pk has already threatened to climb the tree in front of my window so she can spy on us? I'm telling you, the woman has no scruples.

Well folks, the excitement isn't over, we still get to meet C.C.!

Stay tuned, the fun has only just begun!

So....

I'm at the hotel and they are at the airport!

They should be here in a few minutes. I can't stop the butterflies!

I'm glad Paul is not giving his right arm. If he didn't have his spanking arm, the world would never be the same!

I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait!

Well, I said the adventure was about to begin...and I wasn't lying!

Wish me luck!

HELP!

What have I gotten myself into?

I am so nervous! I've been putting off the packing, but Bossman just walked in the room with the suitcase, so I guess this means this is for real! (How's that for a run-on sentence?)

I guess I should be packing. I did get all the toiletries ready. I did shave my legs and pluck those pesky hairs out of my chin. I've done the laundry. (yeah, I know, it's not like me to do laundry!)

So, I guess this is it. I guess I need to get my clothes in the suitcase, get the suitcase in the car. I need to pack up the computer and make sure the camera has fresh batteries.

GAH! I can't believe this is really happening. I'm going out of town, without my children to meet people that I've only met on the computer and phone. I never thought this would happen.

Just goes to show, you never know what life is going to throw at ya!

Stay tuned People! The adventure is about to begin!

Getting ready

So, I went back and looked at my to-do list. Seems I have slacked a little and now that the trip is less than a week away, I'm having a small panic attack!

Let's just see what I've accomplished.

1. color hair (check)

2. lose 20lbs (UH, like that was EVER going to happen!)

3. get face lift, tummy tuck, liposuction (again, what was I thinking?)

4. get hair styled (I did manage to get my hair done, but I don't like it, they cut it way to short! So now I'm just mad)

5. grow fingernails (I am so nervous that any fingernails that grew, have been chewed off again)

6. buy new wardrobe (that was only happening if I won the lotto, since that didn't happen, everyone is just going to have to love my old clothes!)

7. learn southernese (I was NEVER good at foreign languages! I'm just going to have to use Eva as a translator, she seems to have gotten the hang of it.)

8. hide all the back scratchers (I try this all the time, but somehow Bossman ALWAYS finds it again!)

9. dust off the bong (dusted and tested, just to make sure it still works.)

10. brush up on surfer lingo (not that hard Dude! I can totally talk surfer dude)

11. find hotel reservation (mine got deleted...stupid computer)(found! YAY)

12. find out if the Governator is free for dinner (Unfortunately, he's busy.)

13. ask Mother Nature for good weather (I've asked, I can only hope she keeps her word on this)

14. jump up and down and spin in circles until I am dizzy (I've been doing this everyday since I found it this was really happening!)

Well, I've given it a good shot. Now all I need to do is pack! (and do laundry, and make sure the kids have food, and remember my camera and computer and....ack..........it's too much!!!!!!

If you would like to be helpful I could use some advice. Can you think of anything else I should be doing for this trip? I've read up on the safety of meeting someone from the internet. I've told numerous people where I'll be and for how long. One of my good friends is ready to call me with a made up emergency, just in case this thing gets boring. We are meeting in a public place. Oh, and I'm bringing Bossman! He will protect me. Just in case they decide to kidnap me.

Anything else I'm forgetting? This trip is only a few days away! YIPPEEEEE!!!!!

Happy Birthday MTHC!

David was kind enough to pose for this picture! All you need to do now is POP the balloon!


Hope you get everything you want and MORE!





HUGS!
grace

truth be told

I don't really know how to break it to all of you but, well, you see....

Well, I'm not sure how to put this without making you all lose respect for me. This is really really hard to admit. I have to admit it now, for you all will find out after next weekend anyway.

Ok *deep breath* I'm just going to have to come right out and say it.

Are you ready for this?

Just don't hate me when you find out. I promise, I never meant to lead you on. Honest, I didn't!

Ok, here it goes.

Bossman and I....well...you see...it's like this....it's just that I, well, we, uh, what I'm trying to say is...

I've never been to a "toy" store.

It's true! I'm nervous about this.

You don't know me as well as you think you do. I'm, well, how should I put this? I'm not good when I'm not in my comfort zone.

Example: Just the other day, Bossman took me out for Japanese food. Now, most of you probably don't think this is a big deal...right?

Well, here's the problem. I've never been to this kind of restaurant. So I was extremely nervous about going somewhere new. I don't like new places, with lots of things on the menu that I don't know. I wasn't a happy camper when we walked in, and they say something in Japanese really loud so that everyone looks at you. THEN they bring you green peas in a pod....uh? What the heck do you do with those? And then they don't give you a fork...I had to be stupid and ask for one. Then there was some sort of soup...I guess I was suppose to drink it, but it smelled weird, so I didn't do that. I did manage to order some chicken thing, which was good...I'll admit. And all in all, it was a nice experience, AFTER I got over my trepidation...

Let me get back to the point. Adult stores? Not really in my comfort zone.

So, now the girls, they are all for going to this type of store. I asked Bossman what HE thought of this idea. HE'S all for it. GREAT! No support from him on this.

I'd ask you all for your opinion, but I already know what you're going to say. AND, I don't want to hear from the peanut gallery. (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!)

I will say this. I'm willing to break out of my comfort zone. I'm NOT a prude. I WANT to be one of those people that are willing to try anything.

Listen, I'm meeting people from the internet! That has GOT to score me some points in the "doing something crazy" department...right?

~sigh~

Ok, I'm sure that I will go to the store. I'm really the type of person that follows the crowd. So, if the crowd is going, I'm going. I may wear a mask of some kind. I'm sure that will not make me stick out at all. They do say that you are safer in packs, so I'm sure I'll be fine....

RIGHT?

~sigh~

If you're looking for some fun, the girls are throwing MTHC a party, so come HERE and join the fun!

I've got nothing....

to write about, so here's a story about a Potato....



Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called ' Yam. '
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.



When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, and so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like ' Hot Potato, ' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.


She said not to worry; no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! On the other hand, she would not stay home and become a Couch Potato, either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.



When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland ; and in addition, the greasy guys from France that called themselves the French Fries.



Moreover, when she traveled out west, she was to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.



Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those kind, not even the high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertised their trade on all the trucks that say, ' Frito Lay. '



Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.(that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.



However, in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.



Tom Brokaw!



Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.



They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just.........are you ready for this?
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A COMMONTATER!!!!

WHO IS JACK SCHITT

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

update

So, the neck hasn't gotten better. As a matter of fact, I could barely move it yesterday. I went to the doc and he gave me some meds. Problem is, they are making me sleepy! I HATE that! Today, I can move my head, but can't keep my eyes open....zzzzzzzzzzzz

Opps, sorry about that, I told you they make me sleepy.

Speaking of my doctor...RUDE! The man is completely rude!

When you walk into the office, they have big signs that say, TURN OFF CELL PHONES when in office.

So, while the doc is giving my neck the once over, his phone rings. He answers it! Sounds like dinner plans! Does he say excuse me? Does he say, Sorry, when he's done talking? NO! He simply keeps on touching my neck!

JERK! His name is Mousa, and frankly, he looks like a mouse. He's short and has a head shaped like a rat and he has a grey and black beard. See...MOUSE! Or rat! I think he's just RUDE!

Ok, on to good news!

We got some good news from D today. Her tumor has shrunk to half of what it was when they found it in March. Also, she had found a new cancer facility that has given her great HOPE! They have new treatments available and have even said that she could have a transplant, if needed! She sounded so much happier and positive. Anyway, we are all very excited! She is still going to Arizona to the Mayo clinic, just to get another opinion. I say, the more opinions the better!

I need to run, I can barely keep my eyes open. But just for the record.....

Out of all the girls going on the trip, I'll be the youngest!

So there!

But if it makes you feel any better, Bossman is younger than me!

*ducks and runs for cover*

Happy Birthday Eva!

Hope you get EXACTLY what you deserve! *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*


bad news!

I just found out that Eva and Adam are not swingers! They don't want to switch partners or have a big spanking party! Boo hoo! All my plans are ruined! There goes the perfect vacation.

Ok, I admit it. Neither are Bossman or I. Just thinking about doing something like that makes my stomach hurt. I could NEVER do anything like that. I find it fascinating to read about others that have met and spanked others or gone to spanking parties, but frankly, it's just not for me.

Actually, and I know this will be a surprise to you all, but I'm actually quite shy. I don't like new things. I hate getting out of my comfort zone.

This is one adventure that I'm looking forward too. I think we will get along fine and have lots of fun together! I'm just hoping the men can keep up with us women!

I know Eva said to watch her blog if you want to read about dinners out and touristy stuff, but watch mine if you want to know the truth!

I'm sure the rumors will be flying, but the only reliable source is ME!

Have I ever steered you wrong before?

*takes halo out of back pocket and shines it right up!*

don't make any sudden moves

I have the worst kink in my neck. Turning to the left is not really a good option for me right now. Don't you just hate that!

As for the to-do list, I was going to add, get a tan, to the list but I've decided that the list is too much work! Sheez! If I worried about all that stuff for real, I would be exhausted! I will, however, get some new shorts. My rag-tag shorts are just not acceptable. I may not look perfect, but I could at least look decent, right?

Actually, I have this little theory on people and their clothes. The way I see it, everyone has an "unwritten" contract with the world. It's a standard contract and it's mostly common decency. The contract states that we will wear appropriate clothes. See, it's simple. Some of the contract breakers would include fat chicks in belly shirts, men in speedos, you know, those kind of things.

So, I won't be a contract breaker! I will wear decent clothes. Well, I think they are decent, the wildchild would probably disagree with me. Oh well, what do teenagers know?

On a more serious note, D is having a really hard time. The news isn't great for her right now. Her cancer is very rare and is in rare spot, so they aren't sure how to proceed. The head liver guy from UCLA is taking a look, and he thinks he can do a procedure where they cut off the blood supply to the bad side of the liver and hope the good side will grow. Problem with that is, if it doesn't grow, she's pretty much left with only about 20 percent of her liver. NOT good. Apparently, she is not a candidate for a liver transplant because of where the tumor is located. So, this is not very good news. It's scary actually. I don't really like to talk about it, for thinking about it hurts my heart. I want to be as positive as possible as I can, so I can't think about the worst case stuff. I just have to trust that the best decisions will be made and things will work out fine. I don't even want to write about it much, for just that makes it a little to real. But I wanted to give you all an update so you can keep her in your thoughts and prayers.

Now, lets move on to a more upbeat subject, shall we?

On the spanking front: HA! What is a spanking? Where can I get one?

yeah, it's like that right now.

It's not really anyone's fault. It just seems like we don't really have much time for it. If we were going to blame anyone, we couldn't possibly blame me, for I have been as bratty as possible. See, I've done MY part! What more does a girl have to do to get a spanking around here?

If I do get a spanking (hint, hint Bossman) I am worried about how much it will hurt. I only say this because we all know how much it hurts after you haven't been in the action for awhile. My virgin butt will not know what to think. It will probably go into shock or something. Oh well, I AM willing to risk it. (hint, hint Bossman)

Did I mention that I am a fairy god mother? Ok, I'm not really a Fairy, but my sister has asked Bossman and I to be Godparents to my nephew! I told her that I'll be needing some wings and a wand if she wants me to take on that position. I could never be an ordinary Godmother. BORING! I want a wand and I want to grant wishes.

So, I'm off to google wands and wings. I wonder how expensive they are. I hope I can get those wings in my size. Do they run one-size fits all? I hope they sell really sparkly wands with extra magic in them. Maybe I'll use the wand on D too!

to do list

Things I need to do before meeting the girls

1. color hair

2. lose 20lbs

3. get face lift, tummy tuck, liposuction

4. get hair styled

5. grow fingernails

6. buy new wardrobe

7. learn southernese

8. hide all the back scratchers

9. dust off the bong

10. brush up on surfer lingo

11. find hotel reservation (mine got deleted...stupid computer)

12. find out if the Governator is free for dinner

13. ask Mother Nature for good weather

14. jump up and down and spin in circles until I am dizzy

I think that's it! If I think of anything else, I'll let you know.

someone stop the wind!

I can see how much I was missed by the e-mail box that is filled to the brim!(NOT)

Oh well, even if you didn't miss me, I missed all of you.

Camping was fun. Adventure, to say the least.

The place we camp is about 45 minutes from our house. We love going there and try and go once a year. It's a first come, first serve place, so you have to get lucky to get a spot there.

We figured that this week would be full, so we tried going out on Sunday to see if we could snag a spot. See, if the campground is full, they put you on a list and at three, they give out all the spots that came up, so our plan was to get on the list.

Luckily, there were 2 spots left when we got there. We paid up until thursday. We were not prepared to stay Sunday night, but we paid the 18 bucks to hold the spot for us.

Monday, we loaded up the car and headed out to the beach. It was BEAUTIFUL! The weather was perfect. We set up camp and enjoyed the day. The little man likes skimboarding and boogie boarding and I like to sit on the beach and read juicy romance novels. Perfect!

The wildchild did not join us that night. So it was just the three of us. It was a little weird not having her there, but I knew she would be joining us the next day, so it wasn't too bad.

That night, the winds were BAD! See, we camp with tents. Someday, I will have a camper of some kind. Someday! But for now it was tents. The winds were so strong I thought the tent would collapse. It didn't. But, the screen tent we have that we put up over the table...uh, it didn't fair so well.



So the next day, we headed to the nearest town, (about 20 miles away) and bought a new screened in tent. We have to have one, as every time you try and cook something, the bees swarm you....NOT FUN!

The new tent!

We came back to camp, set up the new tent, cooked some lunch and waited for the wildchild. She showed up with her boyfriend and we all hit the beach. ( The boyfriend didn't stay the night)

We had a lovely time. The evening was spent around the campfire making smore's and roasting wienies! (hee hee, I said wienies!)

That night, the wind was bad again, but we had purchased some earplugs, so it was bearable.

The next day, the weather started doing some weird stuff. One minute, the air was calm and HOT, the next, the wind would blow in. Then it would be super hot at the campsite, and cold on the beach. Then you'd be on the beach and it would be really hot, and then it would be super cold and windy. Crazy!

About mid-afternoon, we decided to head out for along walk along the beach. We waited until the tide was low, because we wanted to take a hike along this area that have tide pools. We had a GREAT time on the first half of the walk. We walked, we talked, we found cool shells and we saw crabs and sea creatures. We watched birds flying over head and watched sea lions play in the water. It was NICE.

(you can't see it, but the arrow is pointing to a pyramid looking thing that we wanted to see. See how far away it was? We walked all that way. Mind you, we had already walked about a third of the way before this picture was taken.)

The pyramid thing! We made it! Still don't know what it is, but it's there, in the middle of no where!)

On the way back from our walk, which by the way, was about 2 miles each way, we started to notice the wind was picking up. Soon, the wind was so strong that the sand was blasting on our legs and it HURT!

(this was taken before the wind started up. We were just heading back. The arrow is pointing to where we had to go before we got to the straight area with no rocks to hide behind. Notice the wet sand? This is why we didn't realize what we were going to be up against, we hadn't gotten to the dry area yet.)

We rounded one of the corners and were hunkered down behind some rocks. Bossman was yelling "take cover" and I was cracking up laughing! I thought I was going to pee my pants. I couldn't believe that I was hunkered down behind a rock trying to protect myself from sand!

Unfortunately, we were only about half way back to the camp site. The last part of our journey consisted of flat beach with NO rock protection. It was about this time that I realized that this wasn't funny anymore. The little man started to panic. I wasn't sure how we were going to walk the rest of the way back with the sand blasting us. I'm not exaggerating when I say, the winds were probably going between 25 and 30 miles per hour.

(The straight away, on the way THERE, not on the way back!)

Luckily, as long as we walked in the surf, the sand couldn't blast our legs. We plowed through the last leg with me telling the little man that we can't panic and we had to pretend we were soldiers and we couldn't stop, we had to keep moving. And THAT is just what we did.

By the time we got back to the camp, we were exhausted. The wind showed no signs of dying down and we had no option but to sit in the car if we wanted relief from the wind. We were so wind blown and sunburned. We all decided, in that moment, that we were heading HOME. We were suppose to stay until the morning and then leave, but we were DONE! We couldn't imagine trying to sleep that night with all that wind whipping through our tent.

So, we gathered the last of our energy and packed up the car with tents and such and then we left.

Oh, first, because this place has the best burgers EVER, and we had planned on having those burgers for dinner that night, we got burgers and THEN we left!

When we got home that night, the little man told us all that we were NOT allowed to mention that walk on the beach again, for it brought up bad memories. I told him that we would be bringing it up often and laughing, for if you really think about it, it was REALLY funny. Plus, that's the best story we've got for the summer. (so far, but he won't be going with me to meet the girls) Not to mention, you know when he goes back to school he's going to have to write a report about what he did this summer. Between the armpit of hell, I mean, baseball game and the day we got sandblasted and lived to tell about it, I don't think he'll have any problem coming up with something to tell about.

Well, that was my trip! What's been going on with YOU these days? Any fireworks to report?

(click on the pictures to enlarge! One of them shows the wildchild, but notice she's the ONLY one on the beach? I wonder why??)

Gone Campin'

If you haven't read about my vacation, scroll down, you're in for a big surprise!

As for me, I'm off to the beach. I'll be camping until Thursday, unfortunately, there are no internet connections at the beach!

Don't worry, I'll be home by the 4th! I can't miss out on fireworks!

I'm bringing my red-neck to valley girl translator so I can study up for my big vacation.

So, have a great week everyone! And just in case you were wondering....

Paul was right, the saying Sun don't shine on the same dog's tail all the time, means you'll get what you deserve.

Good job Paul!

HUGS!
grace

Time to fess up

I've decided it's time to spill the beans on my vacation. This is NO ordinary vacation. I will NOT be attending a Shadow lane party, although that was a VERY good guess!

This vacation will consist of all kinds of fun things. We will be hanging out at the beach, taking is some touristy stuff and just trying to have fun.

The best part of this vacation is that I get to meet some people that I've been dying to meet for...oh, I don't know, forever!

Want to take a guess on who I'm meeting on this vacation?

Let me make it easier for you....I've got a photo of two of them...wanna see it?









Well? Have you finally figured it out?




I get to meet THE TWINS!

Not only that, but you want to know the icing on the cake? Not that meeting the Twins isn't good enough....but it gets BETTER!!!

I know! Your thinking to yourself...how can it possibly be better than THAT? Well, I'm about to tell you.

Are you ready for this?

Can you handle all this excitement?

We, the twins and I, (Oh yeah, and the hubbys) WE are meeting another of our wonderful friends.

Can you guess?

Aren't you just dying to know?

We are meeting.....






C.C!

Can you imagine that? C.C, the Twins, and I are all getting together!

I'm warning you now, the West Coast will NEVER be the same!

Here's the thing. We've seen how much trouble those twins can get into. So, what's it going to be like with FOUR of us? I don't know if I can keep up with these young whippersnappers! Truth be told....

I'm SCARED to death!

Ok, not really. I'm so excited, I can hardly wait!

I'm preparing for the big day. See, one of the twins, well, she has this crazy notion that Californians wear weird clothes and talk weird. So, since I don't want to disappoint, I've dragged out my tied-dyed shirts and I've brushed up on my Valley girl lingo. I've told Bossman to grow his hair out and get out his surfer shorts. I've dragged out my bong, so we can smoke some doobies....

I'm a pretty good host, don't you think?

Also, I'm a little worried about understanding PK, so I've been reading up on my southern sayings. Did you know that if you say, "I'm going to bed with the chickens", that it means your going to bed early?

I also learned that scarce as hen's teeth, means no such thing.

I'm telling you, there's a lot I don't know about this southern stuff. Thank goodness I have time to study!

Well, there you have it. A vacation of a lifetime! I can hardly wait.

Now, anybody know what Sun don't shine on the same dog's tail all the time means?